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Wankette
A fake Guidette, not one of 100% Italian. Can be of any race that tries to be a Guidette but usually it's asians who dress up and try to look like Guidettes. A poser.
Wankette by Jeaness Giavano; The Poser December 12, 2008
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Wankette by The bongolist September 17, 2019
wonkette
A woman who appears to be a normal heterosexual but has lesbianic tendencies when drunk. May also be rude and disrespecting to others whether sober or drunk.(May be used as a noun or adjectivally.)
Coined by Dr. Cliff Redish of U.I. in 2001, the use of this term has spread in recent years as Greek culture in the Eastern United States has taken its greatest hold since the seventies.
Coined by Dr. Cliff Redish of U.I. in 2001, the use of this term has spread in recent years as Greek culture in the Eastern United States has taken its greatest hold since the seventies.
That ol' wonkette totally forgot what she did last night, but all the boys got a quick look and a good laugh.
Bob, she went all wonkette on me on the date last night. Laura cussed me out and then just left.
Bob, she went all wonkette on me on the date last night. Laura cussed me out and then just left.
wonkette by Singh Nguyen May 31, 2007
wonkette
East coast slang for lesbian in general. Not limited to man-haters, doms, or subbies. Does not refer to a bisexual woman, however.
See also wonk, galpal.
See also wonk, galpal.
wonkette by Bethany Wilson January 13, 2007
Wonkette
Straight-up old-fashioned lesbian. Not the fake high school type of straight girl that does other girls for attention or out of insecurity. We are talking about the real thing here, lesbian for life, beautiful or butch.
Dianne and Jenny went to a bar. They didn't make a scene...they knew everyone knew they were wonkettes anyway.
Wonkette by Lisa Marie Schultz May 6, 2009
wonkette
A woman who appears to be a normal heterosexual but has lesbianic tendencies when drunk. May also be rude and disrespecting to others whether sober or drunk.(May be used as a noun or adjectivally.)
Coined by Dr. Cliff Redish of U.I. in 2001, the use of this term has spread in recent years as Greek culture in the Eastern United States has taken its greatest hold since the seventies.
Coined by Dr. Cliff Redish of U.I. in 2001, the use of this term has spread in recent years as Greek culture in the Eastern United States has taken its greatest hold since the seventies.
That ol' wonkette totally forgot what she did last night, but all the boys got a quick look and a good laugh.
wonkette by Singh Nguyen June 15, 2007
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