by jjtu May 26, 2015
Caught my brother watching the new entourage Movie wearing his wanklet.
Don't touch Jesse's wanklet you may get pregnant
Don't touch Jesse's wanklet you may get pregnant
by vandesauce February 24, 2016
by twinklysparkles May 28, 2006
by Firefly Button August 04, 2017
A person (or act) that performs obnoxiously self‑important, fake‑deep influencer behavior—usually involving overpriced smoothies, crypto “wisdom,” pseudo‑spiritual Instagram quotes, or “daily gratitude reflections” no one asked for.
“Bro just posted another shirtless video talking about inner peace while promoting his NFT yoga retreat. Classic wanklet.”
“She wankleted all over LinkedIn again. This time it’s a ten‑slide carousel on how being laid off was her ‘soul awakening.’”
“She wankleted all over LinkedIn again. This time it’s a ten‑slide carousel on how being laid off was her ‘soul awakening.’”
by MC McCancel June 13, 2025