wanklet 

A tablet dedicated for accessing porn, to assist with wanking

Q: Mate, want to go down to the pub for Sunday arvo beer?

A: Nah mate, pretty busy with the wanklet.

wanklet by jjtu May 28, 2015

wanklet 

A blanket used for wanking , masturbating

Caught my brother watching the new entourage Movie wearing his wanklet.

Don't touch Jesse's wanklet you may get pregnant

wanklet by vandesauce August 31, 2016

wanklet 

a watch worn around your ankle as an anklet

hey check out my new wanklet

wanklet by twinklysparkles May 31, 2006

Wanklet 

A juvenile wanker

Steve brought his wanklets to the party and they ruined everything

Wanklet by Firefly Button August 10, 2017

wanklet 

A person (or act) that performs obnoxiously self‑important, fake‑deep influencer behavior—usually involving overpriced smoothies, crypto “wisdom,” pseudo‑spiritual Instagram quotes, or “daily gratitude reflections” no one asked for.

“Bro just posted another shirtless video talking about inner peace while promoting his NFT yoga retreat. Classic wanklet.”

“She wankleted all over LinkedIn again. This time it’s a ten‑slide carousel on how being laid off was her ‘soul awakening.’”

wanklet by MC McCancel June 12, 2025

rip van wankle 

Masturbating on a sleeping ladies face without waking her up.

I gave Audrey a Rip van wankle and she liked it.

rip van wankle by captainawesomeP June 16, 2014

winklet 

the cock, willy or pecker.

your winklet is up in my face.

winklet by RPG Fangirl March 27, 2010