WankBanked

For when an event is so brilliant that you shall save it for the 'Wank Bank'

Guy sees a girl accidentally pull her top up

Guy: Wankbanked!

WankBanked by Jambomambo January 4, 2011

wankbanking 

when you are the process of putting someone in your wankbank

hey, why are you staring at that girl?
dont worry im just putting her in my wankbank.

this is called wankbanking

wankbanking by uberjai December 2, 2011

Wankblanket 

(n.) An absolute, complete, and unbelievable tosser. One whose existence has outlived their usefulness, like a blanket completely glazed in semen.

Modifiers include, but are not limited to: supreme, shit-sucking, insufferable, etc.

Guy 1: Last week, Nate was being such a shit-sucking wankblanket, I just had to deck him in the face.
Guy 2: What was he doing?
Guy 1: He just kept trying to get me to battle! It was pissing me off.

Wankblanket by N00berson McGee September 12, 2016

Wankbank 

A wankbank is a mental store of images of the opposite sex for the purposes of arousal.

"look at that, check out her funbags - she's going in the wankbank"

Wankbank by Bloomer May 17, 2006

wankbank 

n. Term given to a part of the male brain specifically set aside for the storage of images of women seen in everyday life for masturbatory use at a more opportune time.

"Look at her, I'll be keeping that one in the wankbank for later."

wankbank by Staggerboy January 30, 2007

Wankbank 

A special part of the brain that males have to retain images of things that are likely to aid them in masturbation later on.

Person 1: "Omg, that girl is fit. Check out her boobs."

Person 2: "Yup, that's in the wankbank."

Person 2 then continues to use the image later on to masturbate in private.

Wankbank by IWantYourChuff101 June 30, 2008

Wanktanker 

1) A US submarine full of male naval officers.

2) A person so involved in themselves they wank so much they could fill a tanker.

1) I heard a Wanktanker pulled into Sydney this morning, they had to open the hatch to clear out the semen/sea-men stench.

2) Phil is such a Wanktanker if he were any futher up himself he could use his arse as a hat.

Wanktanker by Sam & Matt January 11, 2005