WankBanked
WankBanked by Jambomambo January 4, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
wankbanking
hey, why are you staring at that girl?
dont worry im just putting her in my wankbank.
this is called wankbanking
dont worry im just putting her in my wankbank.
this is called wankbanking
wankbanking by uberjai December 2, 2011
Related Words
Wankblanket
(n.) An absolute, complete, and unbelievable tosser. One whose existence has outlived their usefulness, like a blanket completely glazed in semen.
Modifiers include, but are not limited to: supreme, shit-sucking, insufferable, etc.
Modifiers include, but are not limited to: supreme, shit-sucking, insufferable, etc.
Guy 1: Last week, Nate was being such a shit-sucking wankblanket, I just had to deck him in the face.
Guy 2: What was he doing?
Guy 1: He just kept trying to get me to battle! It was pissing me off.
Guy 2: What was he doing?
Guy 1: He just kept trying to get me to battle! It was pissing me off.
Wankblanket by N00berson McGee September 12, 2016
Wankbank
wankbank
n. Term given to a part of the male brain specifically set aside for the storage of images of women seen in everyday life for masturbatory use at a more opportune time.
wankbank by Staggerboy January 30, 2007
Wankbank
A special part of the brain that males have to retain images of things that are likely to aid them in masturbation later on.
Person 1: "Omg, that girl is fit. Check out her boobs."
Person 2: "Yup, that's in the wankbank."
Person 2 then continues to use the image later on to masturbate in private.
Person 2: "Yup, that's in the wankbank."
Person 2 then continues to use the image later on to masturbate in private.
Wankbank by IWantYourChuff101 June 30, 2008
Wanktanker
1) A US submarine full of male naval officers.
2) A person so involved in themselves they wank so much they could fill a tanker.
2) A person so involved in themselves they wank so much they could fill a tanker.
1) I heard a Wanktanker pulled into Sydney this morning, they had to open the hatch to clear out the semen/sea-men stench.
2) Phil is such a Wanktanker if he were any futher up himself he could use his arse as a hat.
2) Phil is such a Wanktanker if he were any futher up himself he could use his arse as a hat.
Wanktanker by Sam & Matt January 11, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary
Throat Sweats
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
piddlefart
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
wrongun
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.