wankbasket
wankbasket by Simon Strong February 21, 2005
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Wankblanket
(n.) An absolute, complete, and unbelievable tosser. One whose existence has outlived their usefulness, like a blanket completely glazed in semen.
Modifiers include, but are not limited to: supreme, shit-sucking, insufferable, etc.
Modifiers include, but are not limited to: supreme, shit-sucking, insufferable, etc.
Guy 1: Last week, Nate was being such a shit-sucking wankblanket, I just had to deck him in the face.
Guy 2: What was he doing?
Guy 1: He just kept trying to get me to battle! It was pissing me off.
Guy 2: What was he doing?
Guy 1: He just kept trying to get me to battle! It was pissing me off.
Wankblanket by N00berson McGee September 12, 2016
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wangbasket
This is a term used to describe some who is both a dick and an idiot.
It comes from a combination of the word "wang" and the term "basket case"
It comes from a combination of the word "wang" and the term "basket case"
wangbasket by Agraxor October 30, 2005
WankBanked
WankBanked by Jambomambo January 4, 2011
wankbucket
A person behaving in the conduct, or displaying the attributes, of a substantial quantity of semen collated in a contained vessel. Typically accredited to girls who chin off their friends for monetary gain.
wankbucket by sharnormarneee September 2, 2012
wangbasket
wangbasket by siv0r March 23, 2004
wingbasket
wingbasket by master_nobody May 7, 2019
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