wankbasket 

sexual partner of last resort
see also fuckbucket 2,3.

Yo Daddio - strictly stee-raight outta wankbasket... oi-vay!

wankbasket by Simon Strong February 21, 2005

Wankblanket 

(n.) An absolute, complete, and unbelievable tosser. One whose existence has outlived their usefulness, like a blanket completely glazed in semen.

Modifiers include, but are not limited to: supreme, shit-sucking, insufferable, etc.

Guy 1: Last week, Nate was being such a shit-sucking wankblanket, I just had to deck him in the face.
Guy 2: What was he doing?
Guy 1: He just kept trying to get me to battle! It was pissing me off.

Wankblanket by N00berson McGee September 12, 2016

wangbasket 

This is a term used to describe some who is both a dick and an idiot.

It comes from a combination of the word "wang" and the term "basket case"

"You sold my X-Box for 40 bucks? You're a complete wangbasket!"

wangbasket by Agraxor October 30, 2005

WankBanked

For when an event is so brilliant that you shall save it for the 'Wank Bank'

Guy sees a girl accidentally pull her top up

Guy: Wankbanked!

WankBanked by Jambomambo January 4, 2011

wankbucket 

A person behaving in the conduct, or displaying the attributes, of a substantial quantity of semen collated in a contained vessel. Typically accredited to girls who chin off their friends for monetary gain.

"Oh you aren't coming out this weekend Sian? FUCKING WANKBUCKET."

wankbucket by sharnormarneee September 2, 2012

wangbasket 

1. (n.) A stupid person.
2. (n.) A carrying case for a wang.

1. You're all such intolerable wangbaskets.
2. Hold on, let me get something out of my wangbasket.

wangbasket by siv0r March 23, 2004

wingbasket 

basically they’re hot new shoes

yo you got those new wingbaskets bro?

yeah man, gucci gang

wingbasket by master_nobody May 7, 2019