wankbanger

An up-tempo pop song about masturbation.

As wankbangers go, ‘Love Myself’ is hard to beat. - Popjustice.com

by jardinero April 17, 2016

wankpanzer

A pointlessly large and overpowered 4x4 vehicle, usually purchased as a boost to driver's ego who is likely to have some kind of inferiority complex. Common examples are the Audi Q, Range Rover and the BMW X7; with the most hideous example being the porsche cayenne.

He sneered at his fellow humans through the tinted glass of his wankpanzer.

by rark March 27, 2015

harvey wallbanger

CB radio slang used by truck drivers for a drunk driver.

We got a harvey wallbanger southbound on 270 at Rockville.

by England phi beta gamma April 2, 2008

Harvey Wallbanger

Alcoholic beverage prepared as such:

Ingredients:
1 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Galliano
4 oz Orange juice

Mixing instructions:
Pour vodka and orange juice into a collins glass over ice cubes and stir. Float Galliano on top and serve.

Bartender: What'll it be? A Juicy Lucy?

Patron: No, I think I'll have a Harvey Wallbanger.

by AbnormalBoy April 17, 2004

wallbanger

Conservative talk radio host, Michael Savage's, nickname for fellow talk radio host Sean Hannity.

Don't call me a great American. That's something that wallbanger likes to hear.

by Reuben D. December 9, 2007

Wallbanger

Sexual intercourse that takes place up against a wall, usually furtive. Most often takes place due to not being able to share a bedroom with one's love when visiting family for the holidays, because of strict parental guidelines, regardless of one's age.

While everyone was in the dining room feasting on the Christmas goose, Mark and Christine snuck around the corner by the den for a wallbanger before dessert arrived on the table.

by Alexandra August 19, 2004

Wankbadger

The dried out remains of a sock, recently used for clean up of male ejaculate.
The greater spotted wankbadger is black with white crusting. Wankbadgers are often located underneath beds, and reside in close proximity to national geographic and FHM magazines.

F*%K I've run out of socks, but the wankbadgers in my room seem to have multiplied.

by ant-o-nym May 6, 2011