wangmaster 

A person who executes all tasks in the laziest, most incompetent fashion possible. The wangmaster is not marked by malice or incompetence, but the COMBINATION of malice and incompetence.

Bob's a god damn wangmaster, fucker couldn't write a cron job to safe his life.

wangmaster by yourpseudonymwillappearonline May 6, 2009

Wangmaster 

One who works in the Deli section of a market with an uncanny ability to weigh various meats and cheeses to exact measures on a first attempt.

Wangmaster originates from "Weighing master" and when said multipule times, becomes "Wangmaster".

"Oh man, this customer needs exactly eight ounces of Swiss."

"Whatever, it's no big deal, John's the wangmaster."

Wangmaster by whiplashgirlchild August 7, 2007

wangmasher 

n An unpleasant and excessively small toilet or toilet seat obviously created by a child, a woman, a midget or a dwarf (or worse a combination thereof) such that it squashes an average man's junk up against the front of the bowl or squeezes his junk up against the seat resulting in sometimes fleeting, sometimes lasting, sometimes permanent discomfort and/or damage to one's johnson.

adj. "wangmashing" - the quality of being a wangmasher

1. noun Man, that toilet's such a wangmasher that I pissed all over my leg trying to sharpton.

2. adjective I just tried to sharpton in my new apartment but now my manhood has gone numb because of that wangmashing shitter.

wangmasher by benmeade October 19, 2008

wangster

A fake gangster, a wannabe gangster, faux ghetteo, rich bitch, rich rapper, thinx hes ghetter. (wannabe gangster= Wangster)

Yo, shizzle, he aint got game, he just a wangster man.

wangster by catholic.shcool.girl. November 24, 2003

Wangsters

White, wannabe gangsters. A poser G.

"What's up with Johnny lately?"
"He's become a total wangster. Ever noticed that crowd of wangsters he hangs around with?"

Wangsters by Danisaurus WRECK January 23, 2009

WigMaster 

The word WigMaster is a bastardization of the word "Wigger", it refers to The Wigger, who is not just an ordinary Wigger, but one who has attained, the higest level of Wiggerdom, the Ultimate wigger.

"Verily I say unto you, the man who stands before us, is a WigMaster of the highest order."

WigMaster by Rick Delicious January 17, 2010

Relative Wangster 

A person(guy or girl) who thinks he or she is a gangster, because someone in their family( cousin, brother, father, etc) is part of a gang. This person is highly pathetic and brings shame upon their non-gang affiliated family members.

Here is the way you can tell if someone is a Relative Wangster.

1) He or she will act like they can beat up anyone no matter what gender they are( kind of like those girls who think and act like they can beat up any guy or girl)

2) He or she, when threatened, will say that they will get their *insert gang affiliated family member here* and that they will gang up on you

3) Finally, he or she will talk shit about people who have either already beat the crap out of them or someone who they have never fought before.

Relative Wangster by TheTruth about People June 20, 2013