wankmaster
wankmaster by Jpar January 5, 2007
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Wankmaster
Wankmaster by Wankmasta October 18, 2004
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Wankmaster Shizzlemah
Wankmaster Shizzlemah by Wack Teapot August 27, 2003
wank master
Slaughty: hanks at it again he can't keep he's bloody hand off it.
Hazey: I know he's an absolute wank master
Hazey: I know he's an absolute wank master
wank master by Slaughty November 24, 2014
wangmasher
n An unpleasant and excessively small toilet or toilet seat obviously created by a child, a woman, a midget or a dwarf (or worse a combination thereof) such that it squashes an average man's junk up against the front of the bowl or squeezes his junk up against the seat resulting in sometimes fleeting, sometimes lasting, sometimes permanent discomfort and/or damage to one's johnson.
adj. "wangmashing" - the quality of being a wangmasher
adj. "wangmashing" - the quality of being a wangmasher
1. noun Man, that toilet's such a wangmasher that I pissed all over my leg trying to sharpton.
2. adjective I just tried to sharpton in my new apartment but now my manhood has gone numb because of that wangmashing shitter.
2. adjective I just tried to sharpton in my new apartment but now my manhood has gone numb because of that wangmashing shitter.
wangmasher by benmeade October 19, 2008
wankster
Someone that pretends to be a ganster and tries to talk in gangster language and wear ganster clothes when the really don't know anything about being a ganster.
Dexter Yee, that wankster, said, "Fasho, yo, mo' fo'" when trying to impress Nick Honda, the gangster.
wankster by happeekoikoikoi September 19, 2004
the original wankster
when a boy gets caught beating off in class. he is now claimed as a living legend, and or the original wankster.
when the original wankster, cody cole, was in spanish class he decided it was a good idea to whip his dick out and jerk his meat
the original wankster by cody cole December 2, 2009
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