n An unpleasant and excessively small toilet or toilet seat obviously created by a child, a woman, a midget or a dwarf (or worse a combination thereof) such that it squashes an average man's junk up against the front of the bowl or squeezes his junk up against the seat resulting in sometimes fleeting, sometimes lasting, sometimes permanent discomfort and/or damage to one's johnson.

adj. "wangmashing" - the quality of being a wangmasher

1. noun Man, that toilet's such a wangmasher that I pissed all over my leg trying to sharpton.

2. adjective I just tried to sharpton in my new apartment but now my manhood has gone numb because of that wangmashing shitter.

wangmasher by benmeade October 19, 2008

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wankster

Someone that pretends to be a ganster and tries to talk in gangster language and wear ganster clothes when the really don't know anything about being a ganster.

Dexter Yee, that wankster, said, "Fasho, yo, mo' fo'" when trying to impress Nick Honda, the gangster.

wankster by happeekoikoikoi September 19, 2004

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the original wankster

when a boy gets caught beating off in class. he is now claimed as a living legend, and or the original wankster.

when the original wankster, cody cole, was in spanish class he decided it was a good idea to whip his dick out and jerk his meat

the original wankster by cody cole December 2, 2009