wangmasher 

n An unpleasant and excessively small toilet or toilet seat obviously created by a child, a woman, a midget or a dwarf (or worse a combination thereof) such that it squashes an average man's junk up against the front of the bowl or squeezes his junk up against the seat resulting in sometimes fleeting, sometimes lasting, sometimes permanent discomfort and/or damage to one's johnson.

adj. "wangmashing" - the quality of being a wangmasher

1. noun Man, that toilet's such a wangmasher that I pissed all over my leg trying to sharpton.

2. adjective I just tried to sharpton in my new apartment but now my manhood has gone numb because of that wangmashing shitter.

wangmasher by benmeade October 19, 2008

Wangcaster 

A guitar made in the shape of the male repoductive orgin. This word is used as an insult implying that you too look like this guitar/like a penis.
This is a lighthearted insult used mostly to friends and not in a serious argument.

Insults of the simular meaning are: dick, penis, prick, male repoductive orgin

1: You're so annoying.
2: Well you're a total wangcaster.
3: Touchè

Wangcaster by Dark Imek December 26, 2006

wangmaster 

A person who executes all tasks in the laziest, most incompetent fashion possible. The wangmaster is not marked by malice or incompetence, but the COMBINATION of malice and incompetence.

Bob's a god damn wangmaster, fucker couldn't write a cron job to safe his life.

wangmaster by yourpseudonymwillappearonline May 6, 2009

wankmaster 

A noble being skilled in the art of wankery.

Emile: I love to wank all the time!
Taylor: You are truly a wankmaster
Emile:ya

wankmaster by Jpar January 5, 2007

Wankmaster 

uhmmm...the master of wanking?

wankmaster wanks a wankey wank he does

Wankmaster by Wankmasta October 18, 2004

Wangmaster 

One who works in the Deli section of a market with an uncanny ability to weigh various meats and cheeses to exact measures on a first attempt.

Wangmaster originates from "Weighing master" and when said multipule times, becomes "Wangmaster".

"Oh man, this customer needs exactly eight ounces of Swiss."

"Whatever, it's no big deal, John's the wangmaster."

Wangmaster by whiplashgirlchild August 7, 2007

Wankmaster Shizzlemah

Steve Sheehan

Badass

Wankmaster Shizzlemah by Wack Teapot August 27, 2003