Wangery

A term for confusion, usually by multiple technical terms being thrown at someone, or by a torrent of complicated sums being forced upon someone.

Originated from the Mitchell and Webb sketch 'Numberwang' which is a spoof on nonsensical ridiculous mathematical gameshows.

"Aperture is relative to shutter speed, but ISO ratings can alter both of the previous to high of lower values depending on which way it is adjusted, along with increasing or reducing grain"

"WTF?! Total wangery!"

Wangery by Ade B February 13, 2009

Wangry 

when you're so woke that you become angry at the current political state and immense polarization

Sceneable grew wangry when thinking about people who can not distinguish welfare from communism

Wangry by wokesquid April 15, 2017

Brown's Big Wanger 

Brown's Big Wanger is so big that when he turns left it swings like a flail, knocking everyone out of the way. It contains the power of 1000 Wangers combined into one.

Brown's Big Wanger broke my ribs today when he turned to talk to me.

Brown's Big Wanger by dablord107 April 21, 2019

double-wanger doppelgänger 

When an identical twin who has two dicks swaps with his twin to fuck his twin's wife.

Oddly my wife didn't complain when my bro and I pulled the ole double-wanger doppelgänger.

double-wanger doppelgänger by Coco Sean December 30, 2016

Wangernumbed 

Originating from BBC2's "That Mitchell and Webb Look"'s "Numberwang Code" Comedy sketch, Numberwanged could turn to the new pwned owned

i totally wangernumbed that guy on guitar hero! ;]

Prepare to be wangernumbed! (everybody knows that phrase!)

Wangernumbed by Meesy March 1, 2008

wangerific 

sexually attractive; hot.
see also wanger.

My girlfriend looks wangerific in her naughty schoolgirl outfit!

wangerific by Led Zeppole October 2, 2003

wankery 

1. Adjective describing that which has the properies of a wanker.

2. Adjective describing something that has pretentions of being really serious and important, but is really just a bunch of bullshit.

3. Abstract noun referring to the property of being totally fucking retarded.

"I'm sick of all these wankery Star Wars assholes trying to tell me George Lucas is a genius."

"This place reeks of wankery."

wankery by Jonbron May 30, 2005