52 definitions by Led Zeppole

Spiking a drink with laxative; a perennial laff.
When Mike wasn't looking, I cruelaided his beer. He's been in the head for over an hour now...
by Led Zeppole October 27, 2003
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To eat leftovers from last night's dinner for breakfast. Dreakfast is a meal eaten almost exclusively by single men living alone between the ages of 20 and 45. Women generally find the concept of dreakfast disgusting. Derived from a combination of the words "dinner" and "breakfast." The first syllable also sounds like dreck, which means disgusting or awful.
Dave's girlfriend threw a fit when she found him eating last night's pizza and tacos for dreakfast.
by Led Zeppole October 5, 2003
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The 45th position that John Kerry has expressed on the War in Iraq since April 2003. Rest assured that the ever-decisive Kerry will adopt Position 46 by the end of this week...
Kerry's Position 45 is "Saddam Hussein was a threat to this nation and I support our troops, but I voted against funding this war, which is the wrong war at the wrong time at the wrong place, but I will encourage the international community to support our efforts, even though the 30 nations supporting us right now are the coalition of the bribed and the coerced and don't I look cool windsurfing and snowboarding and using the word lesbian in a debate, blah, blah, blah, blah..."
by Led Zeppole October 18, 2004
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Two days after hooking up with some skank in a bar, Ted felt that burning, dripping sensation that meant only one thing; he was a running man.
by Led Zeppole October 1, 2003
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A person who cannot handle alcohol, causing them to behave in an erratic, embarrasing and insane manner.
Everytime Vinny starts doing shots, he starts shouting, jumping around and acting like a total saloonatic.
by Led Zeppole October 4, 2003
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Radio nickname of shock jock Greg Hughes, one half (Anthony Cumia is the other)of the hilarious, if rather raunchy, duo Opie and Anthony.
In a recent magazine interview, Opie said he and Anthony may return to the airwaves on either XM or Siriussatellite radio.
by Led Zeppole March 7, 2004
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1. A highly addictive natural fiber, once grown in enormous quantities on vast plantations in the pre-Civil War South.

2. It's "OxyContin," you idiot...
Drug lords have found a brilliant way to get Americans of all ages addicted to oxycotton; spin it into threads and use it to manufacture comfortable shirts and blouses!
by Led Zeppole October 2, 2004
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