wagery 

Wagery (Wage + Slavery) is the act of slaving away for a wage (usually a corporate office job) instead of running your own business.

Wojak has been stuck in a system of wagery for years

wagery by WojakTheWageSlave January 5, 2023

Wagey 

A wagey is someone who works a, typically unfulfilling, 9 to 5 job for a paycheck. It is often used by people who are self employed to refer to people who work for faceless corporations.

YouTuber: "This show is made possible by superchats from wageys and groyperss."

Wagey by Water_Pasta September 3, 2019

Wager 

The gentleman’s way of saying “bet”

Person 1: you tryna get some cheeky nandos bruv?
Person 2: wager bruv

Wager by Chamley July 29, 2018

watery tart 

A dirty tampon.

Also, as seen in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?

ARTHUR: I am your king!

WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.

ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.

WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?

ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, angels sing her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom ofthe water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. singing stops That is why I am your king!

DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

ARTHUR: Be quiet!

DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

ARTHUR: Shut up!

DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!

ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!

DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

ARTHUR: Shut up!

DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!

DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that, eh? That's that I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?

watery tart by bretney November 27, 2006

watery smile 

A watery smile is when someone’s smile is weak and not really a smile. It’s just an action to show no emotion or hurt. Also known as a sad smile

She gave him a watery smile.

watery smile by anonymous.freebird June 25, 2018

Riley's Wager 

The theory in Mario Kart stating that it is, in fact, beneficial to remain in second place throughout the course of a race, as this will allow the player to avoid incoming Blue Shells, while simultaneously putting them in an advantageous position to overtake the first place racer when appropriate.

Person 1: "How did you win the circuit by coming in second place in every race?"

Person 2: "Simple, I merely applied Riley's Wager to my strategy. You mad bro?"

Riley's Wager by Philosogamer50 December 4, 2011

watery moon 

The Shakespeare's way of saying vagina

Can thy hit thee watery moon?

watery moon by bigdunc2 February 26, 2017