A half erected, half cocked...cock. Usually appear in gym class, around semi attractive women, and rooms with slutty late-nite TXT commercials playing. A hybrid (if this is the right time for such a word) of a normal wang and your average boner. Alas! The wanger is born!
Ex. 1 :
Joey: Dude, I just saw Kelly wearing those short gym shorts and I got a wanger.
Chris: Why didn't you get a full boner?
Joey: I noticed she keeps missing some spots where she shaves her thighs...=(
*wanger fades*
Ex. 2:
Chris: I was flippin' through channels last night and one of those TXT SNIZZ commercials came on and gave me a wanger.
Joey: Really? Why not a full boner?
Chris: After the commercial, I noticed I stopped on Golden Girls and that killed it right away...=(
Joey: Dude, I just saw Kelly wearing those short gym shorts and I got a wanger.
Chris: Why didn't you get a full boner?
Joey: I noticed she keeps missing some spots where she shaves her thighs...=(
*wanger fades*
Ex. 2:
Chris: I was flippin' through channels last night and one of those TXT SNIZZ commercials came on and gave me a wanger.
Joey: Really? Why not a full boner?
Chris: After the commercial, I noticed I stopped on Golden Girls and that killed it right away...=(
by freqazoid February 16, 2008
A banging party, possibly involving drugs and alcohol, usually done without the knowledge of parents; a wanger-out means that a wanger was "crashed" by the police.
what a wanger last night blud (what a great party last night, mate)
wanger-out but we still had a laugh (police interfered in a party going out of control)
wanger-out but we still had a laugh (police interfered in a party going out of control)
by Aii impot January 15, 2007
A wangarian term derived from the 2004 southridge closing ceremonies. Founders credits belong to Jen&Thalia (ie genitalia). Can be used to describe a person or inanimate object. Usually used with extreme feelings of disgust or hatred.
by Jen&Thalia August 29, 2006
by saucerino October 07, 2008
by bap bacardi May 21, 2003