wangered

Being drunk to the point of surpassing any other term of being innebriated.

I was gonna sleep with Barry tonight but he was too wangered, he couldn't even get it up

by Crispin Whattley September 07, 2005

Wanger

Penis Cock
Another way of saying a penis.

Yo, that kid gots a wanger XL.

by A-TOWN DOWN June 17, 2004

Wanger

A dick

"his wanger was hangin out."

by Ashley Wanger (no joke) June 07, 2003

Wanger

A slow delivery in the game of cricket, first developed by the nomads and fine tuned by a yorkshire premier bowler.
Not to be confused with the reverse wanger, which is still being developed.

Fred was bowled a wanger by Matty. He wanged him good and proper.

by Wanger specialist August 06, 2009

wanger

A half erected, half cocked...cock. Usually appear in gym class, around semi attractive women, and rooms with slutty late-nite TXT commercials playing. A hybrid (if this is the right time for such a word) of a normal wang and your average boner. Alas! The wanger is born!

Ex. 1 :
Joey: Dude, I just saw Kelly wearing those short gym shorts and I got a wanger.
Chris: Why didn't you get a full boner?
Joey: I noticed she keeps missing some spots where she shaves her thighs...=(
*wanger fades*

Ex. 2:
Chris: I was flippin' through channels last night and one of those TXT SNIZZ commercials came on and gave me a wanger.
Joey: Really? Why not a full boner?
Chris: After the commercial, I noticed I stopped on Golden Girls and that killed it right away...=(

by freqazoid March 05, 2008

wanger

the male genitalia

dont be such a wanger

by Cupernicus November 08, 2002

wangers

Womens Breasts - usually of the larger variety

Leanne said: 'No one has wangers like mine!'

by Scoper August 21, 2005