wangered

Being drunk to the point of surpassing any other term of being innebriated.

I was gonna sleep with Barry tonight but he was too wangered, he couldn't even get it up

by Crispin Whattley September 7, 2005

Wangered

Adjective: Hammered but on weed. Weed hammered.

Woah, Fraser is really wangered.

by Hary Gofman June 5, 2022

wankered

to be so completely inebriated so as to lose all cognitive function

This guy was so wankered in the pub, that he pissed himself

by da22er April 20, 2009

Danger wankered

Becoming dangerously drunk/drugged beyond all recognition. Usually a 24 hour + sesh that has resulted in general loss of the ability do do anything other than smoke or drink, extremely diminished intelligence and zero concept of time it's self.

Girl: Yo, where were you all week? I've been trying to get hold of you since Monday!

Boy: Woah, if only I could remember! We had one serious sesh at Danny's where I'm pretty sure I lost my mind as well as my eyebrows. I'm never drinking again. Majorly danger wankered.

by Jumboner June 2, 2010

Wangerd

Wan a man has full erection, and somebody else kicks him in the penis, causing it to go up at a 90 degree angle.

AH! Bill got wangerd.

by Jack notblack but white April 19, 2009

Wankered

Drunk/Shit-faced/Arse-holed

I drank two pints of vodka last night, I was absolutely wankered.

by Mike Farnworth May 5, 2003

Wankered

When you get far too drunk or take too many drugs you may be described as being wankered.

I was out last night with my friends and I got completely wankered.

You should have seen my friend last night he was wankered.

"How's your night going"

"I'm wankered mate"

by ChemicalKicks March 9, 2008