Wampfler

the adrenaline rush of shooting a deer.

Dude i broke up with this chick today it was a total wampfler.

by inmate343251 October 25, 2010

Wampler

Hack writer for examiner.com known for trading hjs for links on fark. Links generate cash per click, and he earns enough above his Jergens lotion expenses to keep spamming. Typical articles include a youtube embed and 2.4 sentences of 5th grade level commentary.

Wow, 4 Wampler links in a row, Drew must have been treating his mods to a round of hjs

by Cory Fart November 15, 2010

wampler

A fart so strong that it hurts on the way out.

Ow what a wampler, I feel like my ass ripped open!

by Wamplin Warrior November 29, 2009

wamplery

Word used to call someone very stupid in a passive way.

You’re such a wamplery man

by ODerpy March 22, 2022

Wamplerism

A political belief system based on ultra-conservative or staunchly libertarian ideals combined with provocative and controversial tactics.

I am impressed by your Wamplerism; here is some money.

by Anti-Liberal January 12, 2005

wamplerosis

The feeling of extreme persecution that results from the knowledge that somewhere, someone disagrees with you.

Gah! People in Europe have slightly different priorities from me! Danger! Danger!

by Sara April 3, 2005

Wampler

A penis that is first fully erect but then becomes flaccid due to an instant unattraction

Last night, when i was taking her pants off, i had a full-on rager untill i saw her penis. Then i just got a big wampler.

by Timbo Bumaye January 30, 2012