Wamplerism 

A political belief system based on ultra-conservative or staunchly libertarian ideals combined with provocative and controversial tactics.

I am impressed by your Wamplerism; here is some money.

Wamplerism by Anti-Liberal January 12, 2005

wamplerosis 

The feeling of extreme persecution that results from the knowledge that somewhere, someone disagrees with you.

Gah! People in Europe have slightly different priorities from me! Danger! Danger!

wamplerosis by Sara April 3, 2005