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Hack writer for examiner.com known for trading hjs for links on fark. Links generate cash per click, and he earns enough above his Jergens lotion expenses to keep spamming. Typical articles include a youtube embed and 2.4 sentences of 5th grade level commentary.
Wow, 4 Wampler links in a row, Drew must have been treating his mods to a round of hjs
Wampler by Cory Fart November 15, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
A fart so strong that it hurts on the way out.
Ow what a wampler, I feel like my ass ripped open!
wampler by Wamplin Warrior November 29, 2009
A penis that is first fully erect but then becomes flaccid due to an instant unattraction
Last night, when i was taking her pants off, i had a full-on rager untill i saw her penis. Then i just got a big wampler.
Wampler by Timbo Bumaye January 30, 2012
the austrian word for very dumb people!
mah du scheiß Wampler
wampler by coffeejunky August 23, 2006
wampler, to pull a wampler: to pull federal offences and get away with them.
Man Juan just totally pulled a wampler.
To take a girl from behind and repeatedly penetrate both vagina and anus in alternating thrusts.
Dude, totally wamplered that chick last night. Now she has vaginitis.
wampler by Anus Examiner November 16, 2010

The Wampler Theory

The Wampler Theory states that of time and evolution, black girls have formed looser pussies to acomidate for bigger dicks
That girls pussy is so lose, The Wampler Theory must run in her family.
The Wampler Theory by Miria May 12, 2014
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