Wampler

Hack writer for examiner.com known for trading hjs for links on fark. Links generate cash per click, and he earns enough above his Jergens lotion expenses to keep spamming. Typical articles include a youtube embed and 2.4 sentences of 5th grade level commentary.

Wow, 4 Wampler links in a row, Drew must have been treating his mods to a round of hjs

by Cory Fart November 15, 2010

wampler

A fart so strong that it hurts on the way out.

Ow what a wampler, I feel like my ass ripped open!

by Wamplin Warrior November 29, 2009

Wampler

A penis that is first fully erect but then becomes flaccid due to an instant unattraction

Last night, when i was taking her pants off, i had a full-on rager untill i saw her penis. Then i just got a big wampler.

by Timbo Bumaye January 30, 2012

wampler

the austrian word for very dumb people!

mah du scheiß Wampler

by coffeejunky August 23, 2006

wampler

wampler, to pull a wampler: to pull federal offences and get away with them.

Man Juan just totally pulled a wampler.

by William Blew the third July 14, 2006

wampler

To take a girl from behind and repeatedly penetrate both vagina and anus in alternating thrusts.

Dude, totally wamplered that chick last night. Now she has vaginitis.

by Anus Examiner November 16, 2010

The Wampler Theory

The Wampler Theory states that of time and evolution, black girls have formed looser pussies to acomidate for bigger dicks

That girls pussy is so lose, The Wampler Theory must run in her family.

by Miria May 12, 2014