wampler

Hack writer for examiner.com known for trading hjs for links on fark. Links generate cash per click, and he earns enough above his Jergens lotion expenses to keep spamming. Typical articles include a youtube embed and 2.4 sentences of 5th grade level commentary.

Wow, 4 Wampler links in a row, Drew must have been treating his mods to a round of hjs

by Cory Fart November 13, 2010

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Wamplerism

A political belief system based on ultra-conservative or staunchly libertarian ideals combined with provocative and controversial tactics.

I am impressed by your Wamplerism; here is some money.

by Anti-Liberal January 12, 2005

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Wampler

A penis that is first fully erect but then becomes flaccid due to an instant unattraction

Last night, when i was taking her pants off, i had a full-on rager untill i saw her penis. Then i just got a big wampler.

by Timbo Bumaye January 18, 2012

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