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Hack writer for known for trading hjs for links on fark. Links generate cash per click, and he earns enough above his Jergens lotion expenses to keep spamming. Typical articles include a youtube embed and 2.4 sentences of 5th grade level commentary.
Wow, 4 Wampler links in a row, Drew must have been treating his mods to a round of hjs
by Cory Fart November 12, 2010
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A penis that is first fully erect but then becomes flaccid due to an instant unattraction
Last night, when i was taking her pants off, i had a full-on rager untill i saw her penis. Then i just got a big wampler.
by Timbo Bumaye January 17, 2012
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To take a girl from behind and repeatedly penetrate both vagina and anus in alternating thrusts.
Dude, totally wamplered that chick last night. Now she has vaginitis.
by Anus Examiner November 14, 2010
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