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Waltenburg 

A mexican that was caught hopping the border and shot in the ballsack. Also a type of homosexual snowman that has raped Rosie O'Donald up the asshole and eaten a cat out.
Dude Jorge was Waltenburged smuggling weed
Waltenburg by Mother Mexico March 6, 2010
Words you can keep

Waldenburg 

Once known as "the shit".

"The shit"- slang for the words awesome, nothing better, everybody comes. As you would think 'waldenburg is still named "the shit" but this time it has a different meaning.

"The shit"- A huge ass pile of shit. It could be the bp store keeping this town togather but who knows it could be the "shit" deck.
Waldenburg is a very nice shitty town.
Waldenburg by Blo0dLiMit June 27, 2008

Wartenberg Pinwheel 

Wartenberg Pinwheels, Wartenberg Neurowheel, Wartenberg wheel where created as medical instruments designed to test neurological sensation function. However, their medical usage has fallen out of fashion due to hygiene concerns.

They are made out of stainless steel and have evenly spaced radiating pins.
There usage today is primarily seen as a sensation sex toy and in the BDSM community.
Mary squirms in esctasy when I roll a Wartenberg Pinwheel across her hard nipples
Wartenberg Pinwheel by pvgirl93 April 21, 2020

Waterburger

See Whataburger.

The Brown communities term for Whataburger.
Shi, man. I'm Starvin.' Let's get some Waterburger.
Waterburger by Joe May 30, 2004

Will Warrenburg 

A kid who’s hairline is as high as he was when he was asking for nudes. Thinks Pj Tucker is a good 3 and D player but that’s just not fax. Constantly wondering what his keeper is doing. This kid is a wresting wannabe who says y’all far too often. Hide your special needs children because he can’t be trusted around them.
Hutch: The rockets suck
Will Warrenburg: That’s just not fax
Will Warrenburg by EDP4445 February 27, 2019

Waterburger

The wet version of a camel toe! When a woman gets out of the water and her swim suited front bum is wet, it is known as a “Waterburger”!
Joel: “Hey Mark, check out that hot chick getting out of the pool!”
Mark: “She’s fit as fuck!”
Pete: “LOOK AT HER WATERBURGER!!”
Waterburger by Coondawgs November 20, 2017

walsenburg 

a shitty small town in Colorado filled with crackheads and snotty teenagers. Literally nothing fun to do there, and there’s sex offenders everywhere.
Walsenburg is where you move if you want to give your kids a shitty life.
walsenburg by bigjuicypapayas March 22, 2023
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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