walsenburg 

a shitty small town in Colorado filled with crackheads and snotty teenagers. Literally nothing fun to do there, and there’s sex offenders everywhere.

Walsenburg is where you move if you want to give your kids a shitty life.

walsenburg by bigjuicypapayas March 22, 2023

Wasserburger 

Someone with the surname Wasserburger is most likely the most beautiful person ever, however, they have an absolutely massive forehead. Wasserburger sisters are the hottest women ever. A common first name for a male Wasserburger is Nicholas. Nicholas Wasserburgers are the most handsome people you have ever seen and have a blinding forehead.

Sarah: Omg, look! It is Nick Wasserburger

Jessica: Omg, he is so hot!!

Nicholas Wasserburger: Hey ladies

*both women orgasm*

Wasserburger by Nick Wassy fan #1863585365 March 16, 2022

Waldenburg 

Once known as "the shit".

"The shit"- slang for the words awesome, nothing better, everybody comes. As you would think 'waldenburg is still named "the shit" but this time it has a different meaning.

"The shit"- A huge ass pile of shit. It could be the bp store keeping this town togather but who knows it could be the "shit" deck.

Waldenburg is a very nice shitty town.

Waldenburg by Blo0dLiMit June 27, 2008

Will Warrenburg 

A kid who’s hairline is as high as he was when he was asking for nudes. Thinks Pj Tucker is a good 3 and D player but that’s just not fax. Constantly wondering what his keeper is doing. This kid is a wresting wannabe who says y’all far too often. Hide your special needs children because he can’t be trusted around them.

Hutch: The rockets suck
Will Warrenburg: That’s just not fax

Will Warrenburg by EDP4445 February 27, 2019

Weisenburger 

Adjective: One who is beyond fantastically endowed in either size or skill, and takes full advantage of this quality.
Verb: To use one's weisenburgerliness. This is done often and for long periods of time.
Noun: A veggie burger with bacon and cheese. You heard me.

Jeez you're a weisenburger, how do you make it around corners with that thing?
Man, I got weisenburgered at the party last week, and I still can't walk.
This weisenburger is delicious and yet thoroughly unkosher. No you pervert, not like that.

Weisenburger by Golph December 12, 2010

Waltenburg 

A mexican that was caught hopping the border and shot in the ballsack. Also a type of homosexual snowman that has raped Rosie O'Donald up the asshole and eaten a cat out.

Dude Jorge was Waltenburged smuggling weed

Waltenburg by Mother Mexico March 6, 2010

Wasserburger 

Adj. Someone who is overly loud when excited. Also makes loud noises in anger and desperation over the smallest of matters.

That dude is going full wasserburger over someone taking his pineapple!

Did you see that Tourettes Guy video? He went wasserburger like a bastard!

Wasserburger by WpnsLdr July 7, 2010