a shitty small town in Colorado filled with crackheads and snotty teenagers. Literally nothing fun to do there, and there’s sex offenders everywhere.
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Once known as "the shit".
"The shit"- slang for the words awesome, nothing better, everybody comes. As you would think 'waldenburg is still named "the shit" but this time it has a different meaning.
"The shit"- A huge ass pile of shit. It could be the bp store keeping this town togather but who knows it could be the "shit" deck.
"The shit"- slang for the words awesome, nothing better, everybody comes. As you would think 'waldenburg is still named "the shit" but this time it has a different meaning.
"The shit"- A huge ass pile of shit. It could be the bp store keeping this town togather but who knows it could be the "shit" deck.
by Blo0dLiMit June 27, 2008
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Verb: To use one's weisenburgerliness. This is done often and for long periods of time.
Noun: A veggie burger with bacon and cheese. You heard me.
Verb: To use one's weisenburgerliness. This is done often and for long periods of time.
Noun: A veggie burger with bacon and cheese. You heard me.
Jeez you're a weisenburger, how do you make it around corners with that thing?
Man, I got weisenburgered at the party last week, and I still can't walk.
This weisenburger is delicious and yet thoroughly unkosher. No you pervert, not like that.
Man, I got weisenburgered at the party last week, and I still can't walk.
This weisenburger is delicious and yet thoroughly unkosher. No you pervert, not like that.
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by Mother Mexico March 6, 2010
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That dude is going full wasserburger over someone taking his pineapple!
Did you see that Tourettes Guy video? He went wasserburger like a bastard!
Did you see that Tourettes Guy video? He went wasserburger like a bastard!
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