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wattenberg 

A man who sits in the corner and jerks off while watching a stranger plough his wife. He cannot cum until his wife and stranger finish the act then urinate upon him.

Typically has self esteem and Daddy issues.
I think Bobby is a Wattenberg.
wattenberg by Van Halen August 3, 2023
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westenberger

A warrior, someone who will fight for those the love till there last breath. will love almost anyone and is hard to break.
she is strong as a Westenberger.
westenberger by Hope Maddiline November 17, 2016

Wäshtenberged 

Defines ones mental state after consuming an idiotic number of alcoholic beverages. Derived from the late Sean Westenberg and gradually evolved to its current spelling.
"dude, i was SO sean wäshtenberged at that party last night!!" can also be heard screaming on the quads and atop frat house roofs; "im SOOOO WÄSHTENBERRRRGGGEEDDDD!!!" note: smashing a beer can on your forehead while screaming this phrase may create an instant sense of frat boy euphoria. use expression at your own risk.

Wittenberg University 

A highly prestigious liberal arts university in Springfield, Ohio known for hot girls, excessive amounts of alcohol, relentless parties, bar crawls, and anything else that doesn't have to do with getting an education
It took me five years to gradate.
Why?
I went to Wittenberg University!
Wittenberg University by Clark Disney September 21, 2005

Wittenberg 

The calling of a legendary revolution for makind. A Beacon, a torch, a star, and a family with nothing to lose. However the world is theirs for the taking.
The story of the family of wittenberg

Wittenberg 

A small quiet town with no stop lights, but with plenty of bars to visit. Usually sluts come out of this area, but only the girls that were born there. Assholes also are born from this area. But for the most part a nice place to live. As long as you don't mind having your business known by everyone!
Sign ahead reads Wittenberg 1mile BLINK shit did we just pass it, whatever oooh look a slut!!

Wittenberg University 

A highly prestigious liberal arts university in Springfield, Ohio known for hot girls, excessive amounts of alcohol, relentless parties, bar crawls, and anything else that doesn't have to do with getting an education.
Wittenberg University by yuder September 10, 2005
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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