wattenberg

A man who sits in the corner and jerks off while watching a stranger plough his wife. He cannot cum until his wife and stranger finish the act then urinate upon him.

Typically has self esteem and Daddy issues.

I think Bobby is a Wattenberg.

by Van Halen August 3, 2023

westenberger

A warrior, someone who will fight for those the love till there last breath. will love almost anyone and is hard to break.

she is strong as a Westenberger.

by Hope Maddiline November 17, 2016

Wäshtenberged

Defines ones mental state after consuming an idiotic number of alcoholic beverages. Derived from the late Sean Westenberg and gradually evolved to its current spelling.

"dude, i was SO sean wäshtenberged at that party last night!!" can also be heard screaming on the quads and atop frat house roofs; "im SOOOO WÄSHTENBERRRRGGGEEDDDD!!!" note: smashing a beer can on your forehead while screaming this phrase may create an instant sense of frat boy euphoria. use expression at your own risk.

by christOpholo&gillespe October 21, 2013

Wittenberg University

A highly prestigious liberal arts university in Springfield, Ohio known for hot girls, excessive amounts of alcohol, relentless parties, bar crawls, and anything else that doesn't have to do with getting an education

It took me five years to gradate.
Why?
I went to Wittenberg University!

by Clark Disney September 21, 2005

Wittenberg

The calling of a legendary revolution for makind. A Beacon, a torch, a star, and a family with nothing to lose. However the world is theirs for the taking.

The story of the family of wittenberg

by The Warroir of metal March 9, 2019

Wittenberg

A small quiet town with no stop lights, but with plenty of bars to visit. Usually sluts come out of this area, but only the girls that were born there. Assholes also are born from this area. But for the most part a nice place to live. As long as you don't mind having your business known by everyone!

Sign ahead reads Wittenberg 1mile BLINK shit did we just pass it, whatever oooh look a slut!!

by the bitch down the block April 7, 2011

Wittenberg University

A highly prestigious liberal arts university in Springfield, Ohio known for hot girls, excessive amounts of alcohol, relentless parties, bar crawls, and anything else that doesn't have to do with getting an education.

I go to Wittenberg University.

by yuder September 10, 2005