Waldenburg 

Once known as "the shit".

"The shit"- slang for the words awesome, nothing better, everybody comes. As you would think 'waldenburg is still named "the shit" but this time it has a different meaning.

"The shit"- A huge ass pile of shit. It could be the bp store keeping this town togather but who knows it could be the "shit" deck.

Waldenburg is a very nice shitty town.

Waldenburg by Blo0dLiMit June 27, 2008

Will Warrenburg 

A kid who’s hairline is as high as he was when he was asking for nudes. Thinks Pj Tucker is a good 3 and D player but that’s just not fax. Constantly wondering what his keeper is doing. This kid is a wresting wannabe who says y’all far too often. Hide your special needs children because he can’t be trusted around them.

Hutch: The rockets suck
Will Warrenburg: That’s just not fax

Will Warrenburg by EDP4445 February 27, 2019

Waltenburg 

A mexican that was caught hopping the border and shot in the ballsack. Also a type of homosexual snowman that has raped Rosie O'Donald up the asshole and eaten a cat out.

Dude Jorge was Waltenburged smuggling weed

Waltenburg by Mother Mexico March 6, 2010

wardenburger 

The puck of pressed-together and dehydrated left overs from food service that you are served for dinner if you get put in the hole.

My meat-alternative patty looks suspiciously like a wardenburger.

wardenburger by Ms.Jonez June 21, 2022

walsenburg 

a shitty small town in Colorado filled with crackheads and snotty teenagers. Literally nothing fun to do there, and there’s sex offenders everywhere.

Walsenburg is where you move if you want to give your kids a shitty life.

walsenburg by bigjuicypapayas March 22, 2023

wahrenburg 

BREAKS EVERY DAMN THING HE DRIVES

Did Wahrenburg drive your truck? Oh shit it’s coming back broken

wahrenburg by Wahrenburg February 8, 2021

van wiltenburg 

Some dumbfuck who likes to drift tractors

Hey that guy can drive!

Yeah he must be a van wiltenburg

van wiltenburg by Idrifttractors January 30, 2020