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The Warden can 2 shot you with full netherite armor.
Warden by T.N.T.BOOM! November 1, 2021
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Collective noun referring to the useless banner ads that decorate free web sites. The sites receive income by selling ad spaces to various smutty companies such as ambulence-chasing law firms, knock-off boutiques, etc. at the expense of web surfers' sanity.

The term "lava-ware" was coined because dodging these banners is comparable to walking across a room only stepping on objects that are not the floor because the floor is lava.

The danger of lava-ware is generally restricted to touch screen media such as tablets and smart phones where such banners can be difficult to avoid touching.

Lava-ware evolved from the pop-up technology that once plagued non-touch interfaces; those that persist today have adapted with very small and unreachable "x" buttons that serve to close thd window.
Hipster 1: "Bromandude, did you check the weather for tonight yet? If it's gonna rain I'm totes gonna rock the fedora, otherwise I'm hitting the town with my understated tipped quaff."

Hipster 2: "Sorry dudemanbro, I was scrolling through my gps radar from the local news page and super dissed my manicure on some lava-ware for snuggies."
lava-ware by Dairy-Maid November 19, 2013

Wade Boggs 

The distinct taste and or smell of long expired packaged foods. Normally having a bad connotation.

Slang: "boggs".

Made popular by Good Mythical Morning hosts Rhett and Link. Named after a discontinued Wade Boggs Chocolate Bar.
Link wretched at the subtle wade boggs flavor of the 25 year old Doritos-in-a-can.
Wade Boggs by OldManWatson2 May 12, 2021

waderobson 

Liar.

The worse of the worse kind. A back stabbing fool .
"Oh you are such a waderobson"
waderobson by 123shout April 2, 2019

UMFS Wade 

Fecal matter, originating from UMFS, the gets smeared on your dick after rough anal sex
I just had anal sex with a fat bald guy. I need to wash the UMFS Wade off my dick now

Jack Warden 

Mythological creature, most commonly known for eating the heads off orphan children.
girl: 1 wish I had a boyfriend like Jack Warden
girl 2: me too he is so masculine and intimidating
Jack Warden by A Fake Fat Sunny November 2, 2020