A Jorge is someone who looks at his birth certificate wondering which parent managed to get it to say he was born in Oregon. He is a great swimmer, and light on his feet. Someone named Jorge will always radiate confidence, and wear showy tank tops because he likes the attention.
Sometimes Jorge gets angry; he was the inspiration behind the cloverfield monster, a being from across the sea that swims ashore and ravages everything. He can only be beaten by large doses of alcohol and short Eastern European women.
A Jorge is many things, and all of them are funny. He keeps his intelligence a secret, but he likes to blab. His maturity level ages in the same direction as Benjamin Button.
A Jorge is a key, he only fits one lock and only one lock is opened by him. He is a man loved unconditionally and the one for whom I wake each day inspired to make him smile.
I hope to marry a Jorge.
Sometimes Jorge gets angry; he was the inspiration behind the cloverfield monster, a being from across the sea that swims ashore and ravages everything. He can only be beaten by large doses of alcohol and short Eastern European women.
A Jorge is many things, and all of them are funny. He keeps his intelligence a secret, but he likes to blab. His maturity level ages in the same direction as Benjamin Button.
A Jorge is a key, he only fits one lock and only one lock is opened by him. He is a man loved unconditionally and the one for whom I wake each day inspired to make him smile.
I hope to marry a Jorge.
by Dairy-Maid November 10, 2013
Collective noun referring to the useless banner ads that decorate free web sites. The sites receive income by selling ad spaces to various smutty companies such as ambulence-chasing law firms, knock-off boutiques, etc. at the expense of web surfers' sanity.
The term "lava-ware" was coined because dodging these banners is comparable to walking across a room only stepping on objects that are not the floor because the floor is lava.
The danger of lava-ware is generally restricted to touch screen media such as tablets and smart phones where such banners can be difficult to avoid touching.
Lava-ware evolved from the pop-up technology that once plagued non-touch interfaces; those that persist today have adapted with very small and unreachable "x" buttons that serve to close thd window.
The term "lava-ware" was coined because dodging these banners is comparable to walking across a room only stepping on objects that are not the floor because the floor is lava.
The danger of lava-ware is generally restricted to touch screen media such as tablets and smart phones where such banners can be difficult to avoid touching.
Lava-ware evolved from the pop-up technology that once plagued non-touch interfaces; those that persist today have adapted with very small and unreachable "x" buttons that serve to close thd window.
Hipster 1: "Bromandude, did you check the weather for tonight yet? If it's gonna rain I'm totes gonna rock the fedora, otherwise I'm hitting the town with my understated tipped quaff."
Hipster 2: "Sorry dudemanbro, I was scrolling through my gps radar from the local news page and super dissed my manicure on some lava-ware for snuggies."
Hipster 2: "Sorry dudemanbro, I was scrolling through my gps radar from the local news page and super dissed my manicure on some lava-ware for snuggies."
by Dairy-Maid November 20, 2013