Waded 

Popping a wet finger into a drunk dude's asshole

That fat chick with the fupa just waded me on the dance floor!

Waded by Bobbywo January 20, 2018

waded 

To suddenly go MIA at a college university.

Brett: Hey, have you seen Melissa?
Jeff: No, that bitch got waded.
Brett: Good.

waded by WadedPU March 21, 2007

Waded 

High as shit.

Wade how much have you smoked today? You seem waded.

Waded by nahshutup21 July 28, 2019

Waded 

Getting to state of intoxication at which one reaches after venturing out on the sesh and throws up a weeks worth of fried chicken then decides to rub it into there chest whilst telling you to get the fuck of their vodka.

"I CANNOT WAIT TO GET WADED IN BAMBOOGY TONIGHT"

Waded by Banter mc shit head December 19, 2016

waded 

What you are when you're too wasted to even spell wasted.

10 Coors Ligjt = Totally waded!!

waded by ~Mylie~ November 12, 2010

Waded 

To stab someone with a knife.

My friend just got waded.

I'm gonna wade that guy soon.

Waded by tysiphone April 22, 2009

Waded Out 

-To be belligerently drunk, but still completely functional, while hitting on anything with a heartbeat.
-To be obliterated.
-Being wasted while everyone enjoys your charming and enticing embrace presence.
-Applicable to any day of the week, one must be blacked out.

Bro 1: Hey Bro what's that guy doing?
Bro 2: Oh man he is really Waded Out. He hit on every girl here and they enjoy it!
Bro 1: I want to be Waded Out!
Bro 2: Then stop talking and beer bong this Vodka.

Waded Out by roosterbooster98989 November 8, 2011