Waded

Popping a wet finger into a drunk dude's asshole

That fat chick with the fupa just waded me on the dance floor!

by Bobbywo January 20, 2018

waded

To suddenly go MIA at a college university.

Brett: Hey, have you seen Melissa?
Jeff: No, that bitch got waded.
Brett: Good.

by WadedPU March 21, 2007

Waded

High as shit.

Wade how much have you smoked today? You seem waded.

by nahshutup21 July 28, 2019

Waded

Getting to state of intoxication at which one reaches after venturing out on the sesh and throws up a weeks worth of fried chicken then decides to rub it into there chest whilst telling you to get the fuck of their vodka.

"I CANNOT WAIT TO GET WADED IN BAMBOOGY TONIGHT"

by Banter mc shit head December 19, 2016

waded

What you are when you're too wasted to even spell wasted.

10 Coors Ligjt = Totally waded!!

by ~Mylie~ November 12, 2010

Waded

To stab someone with a knife.

My friend just got waded.

I'm gonna wade that guy soon.

by tysiphone April 22, 2009

Waded Out

-To be belligerently drunk, but still completely functional, while hitting on anything with a heartbeat.
-To be obliterated.
-Being wasted while everyone enjoys your charming and enticing embrace presence.
-Applicable to any day of the week, one must be blacked out.

Bro 1: Hey Bro what's that guy doing?
Bro 2: Oh man he is really Waded Out. He hit on every girl here and they enjoy it!
Bro 1: I want to be Waded Out!
Bro 2: Then stop talking and beer bong this Vodka.

by roosterbooster98989 November 8, 2011