wadded 

To have lots of money.

"Remember Gary from school? He's got a lexus and a massive house now, he's totally wadded!"

wadded by chickybiker January 11, 2009

wadded 

The feeling of having undergarments shoved slowly up your ass crack, as a result of over-reacting before understanding the whole situation. The state you are in when you have “panties in a wad”.

Rob: I spoke with Jim today and we all need to re-write our job description and then re-apply for our own positions.

Michael: What the fuck! Did you hear this, Jason?

Jason: Michael, you need to relax. You know this isn’t what Jim even meant. You are super wadded right now.

wadded by crazycat8 August 15, 2016

Wadded 

Morally uptight; think "panties in a knot (or wad)"

Only the most wadded individuals would actually consider legislation on the ban of internet porn.

Wadded by Glsckl October 10, 2016

Wadded 

To be entirely and absolutely trashed. Drunk as a skunk. Hammered. Toasted... You get the point 🍻

Your boy is about to get all wadded up tonight

Wadded by Tdog24 January 28, 2018

Wadded Beef'd

The act of making an urbandictionary.com definition for something so obscure only 4 people know what it is.

Wadded Beef: we call our friend evan "evanlady" and decided to make it official =] evanlady tee heee heee
Guy: What the hell is an evanlady.
Guy2: We just got beef'd

Wadded Beef'd by joe February 20, 2005

wadded up five 

Represents a poor gesture, like giving someone a crumpled five-dollar bill for their hard work. Typically used to say that you wouldn't be that grateful for something.

If you mowed my lawn for me, I'd give you... a wadded up five? I'll probably just do it myself.

wadded up five by obeliskian July 10, 2025

Wadded up

To fall hard as fuck on a dirtbike or quad in the dirt.

Oh fuck! you guys David just wadded up on that berm over there!

Wadded up by TainT420 May 5, 2026