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WHIL WHEL !

SOMETHING TO SAY IF YOU'RE MIDDLE EASTERN AND YOU EITHER:

COP A MASSIVE PUNISHMENT
OR
A VERY LARGE JOB/ASSIGNMENT

-BTW DON'T TRY IF YOU'RE AMERICAN COS IT'LL SOUND DUMB.
- I'M AN AUSSIE WOG
*CAN ALSO BE SAID AS - WHELLL WHELLLYYY*
*TO BE SAID OUT LOUD AND CAN BE EXTENDED TO SOUND MORE DRAMATIC*

TEACHER: "OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH FROM YOU!!!" - "I'LL BE SEEING YOU AFTER SCHOOL YOUNG MAN!"
ME: "AAAAHHHH, YEAH NA MISS, LATERS!"
TEACHER: " AND FOR THAT, I'LL ALSO BE SEEING YOUR FATHER!"
ME: *INSTANTLY REGRETTING MY ATTITUDE* "WHIL WHEEEL!!!"

WHIL WHEL ! CAN BE DEFINED AS: AN EXCLAMATION WHEN HEARING SOMETHING DUMB, STUPID AND/OR UNBELIEVABLE
WHIL WHEL ! by -I AM WHITE AF- March 4, 2019
Related Words
whelmed • whelp • whelan • Whelk • whell • whelen • whelephant • whelm • Whelming • wheldon
A state of being where you are not over-excited nor unimpressed, but just satisfied and calm.
"I know it's hard, but try to stay whelmed."
- Robin Young Justice (2011)
whelmed by RJDG-Fanatic May 18, 2016
hidden deeply
The secret was whelved so deeply in her heart
whelve by mariarose11 December 7, 2013

Whelkfucker 

A moronic twat whose existence is partially justified by all the jokes you can make at their expense.
Person S: Have you met Cooper?
Person D: That whelkfucker from Sales?

Person S: Well, at least there's a new target for the pisstake now
Whelkfucker by ProjectO June 23, 2011
To whelp someone. Slap the nearest flat surface to you and leave work before you’re supposed to.
Whelp, I’m gonna go ahead and get outta here! See you tomorrow!
Whelp by Go Brandon December 24, 2021

Whelaned 

To get completely smashed; pound down brewskies
Dude we are toatally getting whelaned tonight!!!

Dude that kid is totally whelaned, he just fell down the bleachers
Whelaned by merrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr December 3, 2010
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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