whelk

A British slang term for pussy, also meaning fool or moron.

- Did you get your knob into her whelk?
- Of course.
- You're a player!

- You whelk! You wouldn't even tell your ass from your elbow! You screwed up all the plan!0
- Herp, derp...
- Don't you just stand there! Give me a beer!

whelk by Timaios September 29, 2018

whelk

a fool, moron.. someone who is not to bright

Mike Lindine is a complete whelk for not host ing his site correctly

whelk by Ryan oBerlander, Matt Melvin October 20, 2006

Whelk

Various water snails; sometimes edible

I ate a whelk

Whelk by Paul C June 1, 2003

Whelk

Not a common insult you hear but a very good one.

Means a very annoying person who never knows when to shut up.

Bloke one, "Hey your girlfriends a skank"
Bloke two, "Get the F*** out you Whelk"

Whelk by Georgied September 29, 2011

whelk

Boys who can't kiss for shit. Generally slobber everywhere, including in their hair.

He appears in angus thongs and perfect snogging as peter. Thinks he's god's gift to women.

Beware of the whelk boy!!

girl 1: "so was he a good kisser?"

girl 2: "No he was a fucking whelk!"

girl 1 "gads...don't go near him again."

whelk by fuckedbyabumder August 31, 2011

Whelk

A charming cad, who uses bullshit and innuendo creatively, with the intention of getting into a posh girl's panties.

With his ginger hair it was clear that Prince Harry was sired by the whelk James Hewitt.

Whelk by George Vespe May 10, 2008

Whelk

A person as stupid as the sea snail that shares the name.

You tried to scam call me and didn't even hide your ID, you whelk.

Whelk by Boris Bridge August 8, 2023