Whelkfucker

A moronic twat whose existence is partially justified by all the jokes you can make at their expense.

Person S: Have you met Cooper?
Person D: That whelkfucker from Sales?

Person S: Well, at least there's a new target for the pisstake now

by ProjectO June 23, 2011

whalefucker

N- Word used to describe any male (or female, in the case of a lesbian) who will, despite common sense and the gag reflex, engage in sexual intercourse with a disgustingly obese (read- 200lbs overweight or more) woman.

That man porked the 800lb chick at the mobile home park. What a whalefucker.

by themancalledgod February 14, 2005