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A moronic twat whose existence is partially justified by all the jokes you can make at their expense.
Person S: Have you met Cooper?
Person D: That whelkfucker from Sales?

Person S: Well, at least there's a new target for the pisstake now
by ProjectO June 23, 2011
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