whell 

A somewhat incredulously laughed, hick version of well.

Whell, I just don't see how that's possible!

whell by Deraek December 6, 2006

Whell 

A blank thought.
No comment

Did you wreck my car? ur first thought: whell
Did u let ur boss know ur not goin in? thought: whell

Whell by jurst sturrff December 4, 2010

Whell 

Typically used by women from Arizona well one, short for we will/we shall or long for we'll.

Sometimes annoying, sometimes adorable.
Mostly infuriating.

Whell all go later. Send titty pictures Whell. Whell all go get mortal (British for drunk)

Whell by sƏNđ_ŇųĐěş January 10, 2020

Whell 

Typically used by one woman from arizona.

Sometimes annoying, sometimes adorable.
Mostly mildly infuriating.

Whell go out later.
I'm not sure if whell make it today.
Whell see if I send tiddy pics.
Maybe now whell get the action we deserve!" she exclaimed.
Go and get my kitten, please, Jessica, and whell hear what she has to say about that!

Whell by sƏNđ_ŇųĐěş January 10, 2020

Ape Wellington 

1. (n.) The ape whom once conquered hot-air-ballooning, as only man had previously done.

2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.

"God Bless that Ape Wellington for showing us all that extremely boring balloon flight is possible!"

- or -

Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"

Woman: "No."

- or -

Woman: "Have you found the problem?"

OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."

- or -

Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"

Woman: "Why?"

Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."

- or -

Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"

Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"

Ape Wellington by scorpionmintred February 27, 2009

The Well

A dance move popularized by MrTLexify. "Imagine that you're at the bottom of a dark well, and there's a bunch of dicks all around you, and you gotta get 'em all off and that's how you dance" - MrTLexify

Lex did the well at a party once and he got so many bitches

The Well by ANamelessPotato July 28, 2017

snack wells 

A gay man's ass or butt.

You drive a new BMW, Mercedes Benz, or Lexus. You can mama's Snack Wells!

snack wells by Preluder August 20, 2006