100% Portuguese male, specializing in yardwork, specifically constructing stone walls. This species is known to wear Nascar t-shirts and Honda sweatshirts. Mating season occurs during mid June to the end of August. They are known to add copious amounts of Lysol throughout the home.
Dude, by the looks of that stone wall, you were going all out Veloso yesterday.
Oh my god, judging by the landscaping job on that shrubbery, I would suspect you are a Veloso.
Oh my god, judging by the landscaping job on that shrubbery, I would suspect you are a Veloso.
by Yolanda-baranda July 27, 2008
Get a Veloso mug for your sister Helena.
buy the domain for your cat site
Trending RN - April 18, 2019
- 1. fifty 'leven
- 2. Fifty-Eleven
- 3. Rude Awakening
- 4. Boner
- 5. Trickle truth
- 6. sausage mitten
- 7. death brownie
- 8. orgasm
- 9. a basic bitch
- 10. OTPHJ
- 11. O Hai
- 12. like a bull in a china shop
- 13. Waves
- 14. strawberry girl
- 15. tmfms
- 16. 5011
- 17. unwoke
- 18. Wave Check
- 19. 22.3 years
- 20. bug-a-boo
- 21. brake check
- 22. Bombs Away
- 23. 820
- 24. Camel Clutch
- 25. Monica Lewinsky'd
- 26. PTFO
- 27. left and right
- 28. yellowhammer
- 29. SPE
- 30. huge penis
