Bobert

Proper Noun. The new nick name for a man named Robert. Look no further to feel individualized, Roberts of the world. Make sure no one takes this nick name before you do.

Hi! My name is Robert, but you may call me Bobert.

by Marc April 5, 2005

Bobert

Term used to describe an old Gay Man , with cock breath .

Don’t be a Bobert. Next time. Brush your teeth after visiting a glory hole

by Durango August 20, 2019

Bobert

A cool guy, gamer, loves tech, has a small group of good friends, funny, has trouble fitting in, seems weak but is very strong beneath the surface, has a fair ammount of patience and may even have a secret admirer. Pretty good looking in the face and has a fair amount of weight to him.

Friend: "How's it going, Bobert?"

Bobert: "It's going pretty good!"

by BobertTheRobot February 21, 2017

Bobert

Bobert is the person you can trust with your life and rely on for literally everything, they will help you with everything and always have your back

Bobert is a total legend

by Its a bannnnnanana October 8, 2020

Bobert

Using a family member's Costco/Sam's Club card, instead of the proper owner.

"I really need a case of salsa, but I don't have the cash to get s membership. Mind if I pull a "Bobert"?

by shumad1 May 14, 2012

Bobert

Portmanteau nickname of "Bob" and "Robert." Typically used in a derogatory manner and/or by the less intelligent, who think it's funny. Best used ironically in a tone of voice that sounds slightly screechy or with stereotypical "Autistic screeching" accompanying. Non-ironic case usages typically signify bad sense of humor.

Nick: Hi Bobert!
Robert: For the fifth fucking time, it's not funny! Cut that shit out!

by thethesaurusisnotadinosaur April 27, 2017

Bobert

A name some retarded kid in my lunch room came up with.

Austin: "Bobert is a real name!"
Me: "Fuck you, you piece of shit"

by Pedro DePacas May 20, 2014