Bobert

Proper Noun. The new nick name for a man named Robert. Look no further to feel individualized, Roberts of the world. Make sure no one takes this nick name before you do.

Hi! My name is Robert, but you may call me Bobert.

by Marc April 04, 2005

Bobert

To get a hand-job in a crowded theater

Man, that chick I met last week gave me a Bobert during the Lego Movie.

by sittinherebored September 19, 2023

Bobert

A hand-job in public view.

I saw someone getting a bobert at the theatre the other day!

by WhatAboutThatGuy1969 September 17, 2023

Bobert

To "Bobert" is when you give your male partner an over-the-pants hand job, specifically at children's musical theatre.

"I heard Jenny gave Tommy a bobert at the Lion King show!"

by May Urrie September 18, 2023

Bobert

Term used to describe an old Gay Man , with cock breath .

Don’t be a Bobert. Next time. Brush your teeth after visiting a glory hole

by Durango August 20, 2019

Bobert

A cool guy, gamer, loves tech, has a small group of good friends, funny, has trouble fitting in, seems weak but is very strong beneath the surface, has a fair ammount of patience and may even have a secret admirer. Pretty good looking in the face and has a fair amount of weight to him.

Friend: "How's it going, Bobert?"

Bobert: "It's going pretty good!"

by BobertTheRobot February 21, 2017

Bobert

-someone who thinks they have a chance with a girl

Dude, you just did a bobert, she friendzoned yo ass

by SRD3 February 18, 2020