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In Fremont, CA, there is a highschool called Irvington. Here, students are required to pass 3 benchmark projects to be able to graduate. The most gruesome of all is Quest, the senior benchmark. This sinister and hated project has been coined as a new campus curse word as of the year 2012, an alternative/substitute for the word "fuck". Any non-seniors who use this word gets Quested up.
Quest this project.
Quest Quest!
Quest this.
Quest that.
Quest off.
You done Quested up.
Shut the Quest up.
I'm a senior, and I'm here to Quest shit up!
by Class of the IHS SENIO12s October 25, 2011
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A program created by a physics professor and used at The University of Texas at Austin, it is used to bone students' homework GPA. The program was intended to combat cheating and shortcuts, but proves otherwise. If you choose the incorrect answer, it DEDUCTS points from your homework grade, and can eventually make your score NEGATIVE if you keep getting the questions wrong. The program almost always fails in the evening or when needed, as professors use it because they are too lazy to get the TA's to grade the homework.
"Did you do your homework on Quest last night?"
"Yeah man, but I got fucked because I got too many questions wrong. I now have a 20 for a homework grade."

"Ugh! Quest is always down!"
"Welcome to UT, where the professors like to fuck you in the ass."
by Afrocow September 16, 2013
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A homework server created by the College of Natural Sciences at The University of Texas at Austin. A lot of classes use this platform for their homework assignments. And it fucking sucks. Seriously, Quest, you can go fuck yourself. I like Sapling Learning better anyway.
"Quest: where you can actually get a score below a zero."

*That is incorrect. Correct answer: 2. Your answer: 2."
by oasisbau5 February 08, 2015
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an extreamly long, tedious journey.
longer than a mission or trek
"all the way to shauns house! blad thats a quest"
by will coker June 04, 2005
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If your teacher is being really annoying and can't decided to torture you with a test or a quiz, he/she makes a quest. it's too long to be considered a quiz, but too short to be considered a test. It's a mixture or the words test and quiz.
In Global today Mr. Tromblee is giving us a quest.
by Faylyn December 28, 2005
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A mission that could involve battle, but the outcome of said mission is full of worth.
"Pleasant Ridge Chilli sounds grand, but it's too far."

"Yeah, but White Castles is in the middle of Coon Town. We may have to do battle. Are you ready for the quest?"
by XBronicastroX April 15, 2009
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