the name your
dad calls you by that makes you feel like a total
loser, which you probably are anyway (synonyms:
champ, chief, etc.)
"Hey sport, whaddya say your old man teaches you to throw the ol' ball around today."
"
Dad, I'm an All-American pitcher at U of
Texas."
"Oh sorry son, the ol' ticker ain't what it used to be."
"
Dad, please, you're embarrassing me in front of my bitch."