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Valso - A Person or Person who has bad Grammar and also Valoso's Prounounce there name as VALLY-SO Never help Valaso's with there Grammar cause they will end up writing it wrong and blame it on you

Man, Isnt Bobert Such a Valoso

Valoso by Random Kiddo ♡ August 7, 2020

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Valsone

stimulation of the female genitals using the tongue.

Mani sir valsoned that girl.

Valsone by thethaillander July 4, 2022

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Related Words

Valoso • valisoa • valoon • valoroki • vavoso • Valasourus Rex • valisoz • Valogo • Valoloraptor • valoocha

valoog

Always offering something new, stimulating, or challenging.

"I wish that musical was a bit less vapid and a bit more valoog”

valoog by A & Jay December 13, 2020

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Valoon

The most awesome clan of people to walk this earth. They have allies of great powers and are ninjas and wizards that never fail.

Guy 1: Woah, dude! That was so awesome!!!
Guy 2: I know, right? It was so Valoon!

Valoon by ShiloofRepo!TGO June 21, 2011

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vavoso

Literally, drooling with saliva.

A vavoso or vavosa is one incompetent and slobbery pig of a human being. It can be used interchangeably with pendejo, although it is slightly harsher.

One day after drinking himself retarded, Billy decided to impress the girls with a manly burp, but ended up vommiting over himself and scaring the chicks. Vavoso!

vavoso by Edem Fuggs May 7, 2008

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Vavoso

See douchebag

Look at these Vavoso harassing theses girl over there

Vavoso by Dark Hex July 20, 2016

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Valoloraptor

A colorful way of saying "lol" or know as Laugh Out Loud.

guy1 "omg today was so stupid"

guy2 "what happened?"

guy1 "i passed the spanish final exam but failed the english finals...and im white!"

guy2 "valoloraptor..."

Valoloraptor by Mr.Capt Obvious May 25, 2010

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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