Varton

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Literally the HOTTEST man on this earth. You seem him and Instantly you melt into a puddle. Other men see him from a distance, and they run away because they know he’ll only put them to shame. He looks like a douchebag because of how HOT he is, but he’s also the sweetest person you’ll ever know. He’s a Whiskey Drinker, Strong, Tall, Handsome. He might love you, but he’ll always love God More. When he’s around, the sun forgets to shine, the air forgets to air, he’s *ICONIC* and his music library is perfection. Truly it doesn’t get any better than a Varton.

“Hey mom I won the lottery”, Oh? What did you win, “ I Won Varton”

Varton by Czech Interior Decorator September 27, 2022

Words you can keep

Vatonage

To reawken light that has been submerged in darkness.

God is the only one that can vatonage the best.

Vatonage by Emily Jean Drago October 9, 2011

Related Words

Varton • Vartan • varoon • Valton • Varon • varto • vardon • Vatonage • Vadton • vantonderism

vantonderism

A South African colloquialism referring to a (usually intoxicated) person falling/slipping on the floor near a swimming pool.

Oh man, did you see Hannes last weekend? He totally had a vantonderism!

vantonderism by maaaster_baiter June 13, 2017

Valton

Albanian hustler, living with two birds...

Look there's a Valton!

Valton by Pheedlz September 29, 2011

Vadton

A Russian lesbian who is very pessimistic.

God snook's, you're such a Vadton.

Vadton by Chrisy Lohr August 14, 2010

Valton

The sexiest Albanian motherfucker on the planet. He can steal your girl faster than you can say, "holy shit that guy is hot".

"Yo, he's handsome af"
"Yeah, that's Valton"

Valton by Qazplmoknwsxedcijb December 28, 2019

varron

An amazingly long penis, typically over 14 inches.

I was so happy when I saw he had a varron.

varron by chizzazzle January 3, 2008

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026