Varton 

Literally the HOTTEST man on this earth. You seem him and Instantly you melt into a puddle. Other men see him from a distance, and they run away because they know he’ll only put them to shame. He looks like a douchebag because of how HOT he is, but he’s also the sweetest person you’ll ever know. He’s a Whiskey Drinker, Strong, Tall, Handsome. He might love you, but he’ll always love God More. When he’s around, the sun forgets to shine, the air forgets to air, he’s *ICONIC* and his music library is perfection. Truly it doesn’t get any better than a Varton.

“Hey mom I won the lottery”, Oh? What did you win, “ I Won Varton”

Varton by Czech Interior Decorator September 27, 2022

Vatonage 

To reawken light that has been submerged in darkness.

God is the only one that can vatonage the best.

Vatonage by Emily Jean Drago October 9, 2011

vantonderism 

A South African colloquialism referring to a (usually intoxicated) person falling/slipping on the floor near a swimming pool.

Oh man, did you see Hannes last weekend? He totally had a vantonderism!

vantonderism by maaaster_baiter June 13, 2017

Valton

Albanian hustler, living with two birds...

Look there's a Valton!

Valton by Pheedlz September 29, 2011

Vadton 

A Russian lesbian who is very pessimistic.

God snook's, you're such a Vadton.

Vadton by Chrisy Lohr August 14, 2010

Valton

The sexiest Albanian motherfucker on the planet. He can steal your girl faster than you can say, "holy shit that guy is hot".

"Yo, he's handsome af"
"Yeah, that's Valton"

Valton by Qazplmoknwsxedcijb December 28, 2019

varron 

An amazingly long penis, typically over 14 inches.

I was so happy when I saw he had a varron.

varron by chizzazzle January 3, 2008