Someone with a very small penis is called Vadong. You ain't getting any vagina, because your penis is so small that no chick wants you near her vagina - - you are Vadong.

My buddy picked up this hot chick at the pub last night, but when he took her home, he pulled down his pants and the bitch said, "What the Fuck?, get outta here, you are Vadong."

Vadong by David Vadong July 8, 2010

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vantonderism

A South African colloquialism referring to a (usually intoxicated) person falling/slipping on the floor near a swimming pool.

Oh man, did you see Hannes last weekend? He totally had a vantonderism!

vantonderism by maaaster_baiter June 13, 2017

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Valton

Albanian hustler, living with two birds...

Look there's a Valton!

Valton by Pheedlz September 29, 2011

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Valton

The sexiest Albanian motherfucker on the planet. He can steal your girl faster than you can say, "holy shit that guy is hot".

"Yo, he's handsome af"
"Yeah, that's Valton"

Valton by Qazplmoknwsxedcijb December 28, 2019

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Vadongle

A more feminine way of talking about a dongle, which is a hardware device attached to a computer without which a particular software program will not run: used to prevent unauthorized use.

Dick: I can't find my dongle. I hate it when my colleagues use mine without asking.
Jane: My vadongle is missing, too. Someone must have taken it to show a video.

Vadongle by vadongler October 30, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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