varoon 

he is literally the funniest person you will ever meet. he is hilarious. most conversations won't make any sense, but they will still be the best conversations you have had all day. you can tell him anything. he is very trustworthy. he is hilarious and so much fun to talk to.

"he's such a VAROON, we always have the best conversations."

varoon by swaggier then you May 23, 2016

varoon 

A person who will make you a better version of yourself. A Varoon is understanding, goofy, and beautiful. He values true honesty and authenticity, which will make him one of your most valuable relationships. He will stand by you no matter what, so you should stand by him too. He's the best person you will ever meet.

I just met a Varoon, this is the best day ever!

varoon by milky23 April 8, 2022

varoon 

A fucking asshole eating everything in his way
He also farts so much that his the main cause of global warmin

Scientist says " varoon" other people start screaming out loud and throw out all the Varoons in the room

varoon by Chickennuggetbiscuit July 11, 2016

Varoon 

Varoon is a complete nerd who spends all day studying. He is very passionate about whatever he does, often too passionate to the point at which it is excessive.

Guy #1: Bruh why the hell aren't you coming to the park?
Guy #2: I have to study for my test in a month.
Guy #1: You're such a Varoon

Varoon by xXTFXx August 14, 2019

Varoon 

Varoon is usually strikingly handsome, always knows how to put a smile on your face, the funniest person ever in the universe, he will make you feel like a queen if you decide to have a relationship with Him. He is the most goofiest cutest person ever and always has the funniest jokes. He loves listening to music and will dance with you in the most romantic way, his eyes are so beautiful like a sunset setting behind a mountain. He will always listen to what you're going through and be there anytime letting you know it's okay, he is willing go get on his knees for you and worship you like the Queen you are. He has the best style and smile, he the most caring and loving person and will make you feel more confident and love yourself even more. You'd be very blessed to find a Varoon in your life, he would never leave your side and his farts won't either.

"Hey Varoon how are you?", 'I'm good thanks!"
"I went for a walk with varoon to the beach."
"Varoon walked to his home to visit his friends"

Varoon by Jassy56 January 4, 2024

varron 

An amazingly long penis, typically over 14 inches.

I was so happy when I saw he had a varron.

varron by chizzazzle January 3, 2008

Varion 

(n) A Varion is any member of the EVE Online Corporation, Varion Galactic. Varions follow the life long tradition of supporting a combat ethos and upholding integrity in every aspect of their lives.

Under the leadership of the Varion Commander, Varions constantly are seen combating immeasurable odds and overcoming them with ease. The Varion is the highest echelon of Elite Capsuleers in New Eden.

That Varion just instigated the largest uprising that New Eden has ever seen, nothing shall ever be the same again!

Varion by Proc Diadochu August 1, 2010