vanished 

disappear suddenly and completely.

Mary: Hey John, did you see my mom?????
John: Nope.
Mary : I think my mom vanished in the air!

vanished by Silliam March 6, 2016

"vanished like a fart in the wind" 

1)A phrase which means to vanish as suddenly as a fart in the wind. 2)A phrase coined by warden Norten when describing how Andy escaped Shawshank.

When he was caught masturbating the livestock he "vanished like a fart in the wind"!

"vanished like a fart in the wind" by incipitsathanas February 21, 2009

vanished like a fart in the wind 

To disappear and be 'unseen' to the wind like a fart .

Tom vanished like a fart in the wInd into the woods.

vanished like a fart in the wind by Crgreen January 20, 2017

disa-fukin-vanished  

v.intr. dis-ə-'fukN-'van-isht

meaningless intesive description of a lost/missing item or person that has no chance of ever being found again: Will remain unfound until the end of time: Is now non existent.

The brain cells that I use for remembering to give a shit have disa-fukin-vanished since last nights drinking festival.

Jimmy Hoffa disa-fukin-vanished on July 1975.

disa-fukin-vanished by Jay up in AK April 17, 2009

Varnished 

When unexpected, unwelcome company invites themselves along, and overstays their welcome, oblivious to the fact that they weren't welcome in the first place.

We went out to a nice dinner and got varnished. He sat with us the whole time, telling us boring stories.

Varnished by Onesillyguy February 23, 2010

satin varnished dawn 

The experience of waking up in the morning and realizing that one has ejaculated and soiled his underwear or sheets with semen. Fancy name for a wet dream.

He woke up to a satin varnished dawn, sexual abstinence has taken its toll on him.

satin varnished dawn by duckshe March 7, 2017

varnished monkey

Someones who's really vain and makes an unecessary effort with their appearance e.g. a well oiled, beautifully bronzed sunbather at a tourist resort, or a cool kid with too much gel in their hair. The phrase was first used in german (lackierter Affe), and is a lovely description of that loathsome type of person.

Arnie: "Check out my beautifully oiled biceps"
Sally: "Wow! You're a real varnished monkey!"

varnished monkey by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006