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"vanished like a fart in the wind"
1)A phrase which means to vanish as suddenly as a fart in the wind. 2)A phrase coined by warden Norten when describing how Andy escaped Shawshank.
"vanished like a fart in the wind" by incipitsathanas February 21, 2009
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vanished like a fart in the wind by Crgreen January 20, 2017
disa-fukin-vanished
v.intr. dis-ə-'fukN-'van-isht
meaningless intesive description of a lost/missing item or person that has no chance of ever being found again: Will remain unfound until the end of time: Is now non existent.
meaningless intesive description of a lost/missing item or person that has no chance of ever being found again: Will remain unfound until the end of time: Is now non existent.
The brain cells that I use for remembering to give a shit have disa-fukin-vanished since last nights drinking festival.
Jimmy Hoffa disa-fukin-vanished on July 1975.
Jimmy Hoffa disa-fukin-vanished on July 1975.
disa-fukin-vanished by Jay up in AK April 17, 2009
Varnished
When unexpected, unwelcome company invites themselves along, and overstays their welcome, oblivious to the fact that they weren't welcome in the first place.
We went out to a nice dinner and got varnished. He sat with us the whole time, telling us boring stories.
Varnished by Onesillyguy February 23, 2010
satin varnished dawn
The experience of waking up in the morning and realizing that one has ejaculated and soiled his underwear or sheets with semen. Fancy name for a wet dream.
satin varnished dawn by duckshe March 7, 2017
varnished monkey
Someones who's really vain and makes an unecessary effort with their appearance e.g. a well oiled, beautifully bronzed sunbather at a tourist resort, or a cool kid with too much gel in their hair. The phrase was first used in german (lackierter Affe), and is a lovely description of that loathsome type of person.
varnished monkey by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006