Vanisher 

A person who inexplicably vanishes before your eyes. They appear to be of normal human composition with the exception of their uncanny ability to simply be 'there' one minute and 'not there' the next. A vanisher may or may not engage its witness, but invariable ends up by stepping at least partially out of view for a split second and then disappearing completely. This is not a matter of object permanence, as an immediate and thorough inspection of the area which they supposedly entered will invariably reveal no sign of their presence. Revenants of sorts, they tend to manifest themselves mainly between the hours of 3 and 5 a.m.

Holy shit! That guy just stepped around the corner and then he was gone! I mean, I just looked back there and he's nowhere to be found...

Yep, that's a vanisher.

Vanisher by Will93 September 29, 2011

Vanisher 

Person that although awesome in its core, is very unreliable, disappointing at times, has a lack of presence, effort and/or fulfillment from his part in relationships.

The father of the kid was a real vanisher so she divorced him.

Vanisher by snav98 February 6, 2017

Vanisher 

A sexual manoevure where a man is performing anal sex on a woman in front of a window and another man is standing outside the window. The first man takes his penis out of the woman's anus, pretending to take a break and jumps out of the window, allowing the second man to step in and continue the sex.

After Adriano got puffed out, Alec stepped in with a professional Vanisher.

Vanisher by Adriano Ventra November 17, 2007

"vanished like a fart in the wind" 

1)A phrase which means to vanish as suddenly as a fart in the wind. 2)A phrase coined by warden Norten when describing how Andy escaped Shawshank.

When he was caught masturbating the livestock he "vanished like a fart in the wind"!

"vanished like a fart in the wind" by incipitsathanas February 21, 2009

vanished 

disappear suddenly and completely.

Mary: Hey John, did you see my mom?????
John: Nope.
Mary : I think my mom vanished in the air!

vanished by Silliam March 6, 2016

disa-fukin-vanished  

v.intr. dis-ə-'fukN-'van-isht

meaningless intesive description of a lost/missing item or person that has no chance of ever being found again: Will remain unfound until the end of time: Is now non existent.

The brain cells that I use for remembering to give a shit have disa-fukin-vanished since last nights drinking festival.

Jimmy Hoffa disa-fukin-vanished on July 1975.

disa-fukin-vanished by Jay up in AK April 17, 2009

vanishree 

She is the godess herself . The only one kind in this universe the most magical Angel living on Earth she might be little rock from out but the sweetest person from inside give you back the double of whatever you giveA beautiful goddess with the voice of angels.

When you meet a "VANISHREE" be very grateful as she is usually a very caring and loving person she will stick with you through thick and thin.
Only the luckiest person get her company

Hi vanishree i really love your sweetest heart

vanishree by Vanishree November 23, 2021

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011