stupid-metal

1) Yet another sub-genre of metal music characterized by the fact that the drummers in this sub-genre all use their feet to play. Along with vocalizations of a "stupid" unborn fetus, the music generates nothing more than stupidity and has been called a threat to native americans everywhere. Also Jesus is real to them.
Only fat ugly people listen to marshmallows and eat the magical jesus cookie. I love stupid-metal.
by incipitsathanas April 07, 2008
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dildo monkey

1) Anyone who's employer is Reeves County.
2) One who willingly shoves slim jims up his/her ass.
3) The milk man.
I too was once a dildo monkey. But no longer do I have the desire nor funds to purchase any kind ov beef jerky.
by incipitsathanas March 14, 2008
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1)A phrase which means to vanish as suddenly as a fart in the wind. 2)A phrase coined by warden Norten when describing how Andy escaped Shawshank.
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satanic corndogs

1) Corndogs made, for all intentions and purposes, to resemble the penis ov lucifer.

2) Corndogs that are in conspiracy with satan.

3) Corndogs that are satanic.
I love to engourge myself with a delectable meal ov wine, sausage, venison and SATANIC CORNDOGS.
by incipitsathanas March 14, 2008
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unchristian masturbating

1. masturbating to thoughts ov sex with women and not jesus/god; masturbating to porn or the excorsist.
"Father, forgive me for i have sinned, the other day i was jacking off to tera patrick getting rammed by a huge weiner"

"that is unchristian masturbating my son"
by incipitsathanas October 29, 2009
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fathead metal

1. metal for fat people

2. another sub-genre ov heavy metal music made exclusively for and by people with normal bodies, but with the heads ov a morbidly obese person.
Fathead metal isn't for people like me and you bill cosby, it's only for people with small penises and big elbows.
by incipitsathanas October 14, 2009
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Nostradumbass

1) The self proclaimed prophet ov sorts whom is most famously noted for predicting the supposed second coming ov Jesus to "the forgotten land ov Chicago when his vast collection ov pornography is exhausted by the great Deepthroat Lord Krakow's return to heaven to avenge Tom Hanks".
"Did you see that special on the history channel about Nostradumbass? Man that dude was buff."
by Incipitsathanas October 21, 2008
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