Definitions by incipitsathanas
buttsex metal
1. Yet another sub genre ov heavy metal music created in 1984 by Bill Cosby in an attempt to alleviate black oppression in Norway during the African invasion ov Alabama otherwise known as the civil war.
buttsex metal by incipitsathanas February 23, 2010
unchristian masturbating
1. masturbating to thoughts ov sex with women and not jesus/god; masturbating to porn or the excorsist.
"Father, forgive me for i have sinned, the other day i was jacking off to tera patrick getting rammed by a huge weiner"
"that is unchristian masturbating my son"
"that is unchristian masturbating my son"
unchristian masturbating by incipitsathanas October 29, 2009
caca monster
1: Someone who takes shits repeatedly throughout the day
and or takes their sweet ass time doing so and also uses an entire roll ov toilet paper to wipe.
2: Once thought to be mythical creatures ov mexico up until their discovery by Mel Gibson on a voyage deep into the mystical mexican monte, and as ov today have not been thoroughly studied; are thought to either be living piles ov steaming shit, risen from sewers, or just sasquatch like creatures that cover themselves in their own feces.
and or takes their sweet ass time doing so and also uses an entire roll ov toilet paper to wipe.
2: Once thought to be mythical creatures ov mexico up until their discovery by Mel Gibson on a voyage deep into the mystical mexican monte, and as ov today have not been thoroughly studied; are thought to either be living piles ov steaming shit, risen from sewers, or just sasquatch like creatures that cover themselves in their own feces.
"Dude, you've been in the restroom for like an hour already, and i know you're using the whole damn roll in there, hurry up you caca monster!"
caca monster by incipitsathanas October 29, 2009
illegitimate masturbating
1. what jesus is said to have condemned as the greatest sin to be commited as "it is wasting thy knuckle children into a sock only to be put into the bottom ov a hamper."
2. what is done on a daily basis in the white house
3. learning algebra
4. sharing files on frostwire
2. what is done on a daily basis in the white house
3. learning algebra
4. sharing files on frostwire
illegitimate masturbating by incipitsathanas October 19, 2009
bonage
1. used to describe one's chance (in percentage usually) ov having a sexual encounter; is now a part ov the weather forecast as it is scientifically proven to be in direct relation to the weather
weatherman
"As you can see here all across west texas, there will be a forty percent chance ov precipitation, along with a fifty percent chance ov bonage here in the permian basin. so look alive out there."
"As you can see here all across west texas, there will be a forty percent chance ov precipitation, along with a fifty percent chance ov bonage here in the permian basin. so look alive out there."
bonage by incipitsathanas October 19, 2009
fathead metal
1. metal for fat people
2. another sub-genre ov heavy metal music made exclusively for and by people with normal bodies, but with the heads ov a morbidly obese person.
2. another sub-genre ov heavy metal music made exclusively for and by people with normal bodies, but with the heads ov a morbidly obese person.
Fathead metal isn't for people like me and you bill cosby, it's only for people with small penises and big elbows.
fathead metal by incipitsathanas October 14, 2009
cabobulate
1.) The word used to define morgan freeman's excessive scheming to achieve maximum penis growth
2.) To plan a chinese fire drill
3.) Debating between resting your schrodum on an old lady's nostrils or to buy a five dollar footlong
2.) To plan a chinese fire drill
3.) Debating between resting your schrodum on an old lady's nostrils or to buy a five dollar footlong
cabobulate by incipitsathanas July 6, 2009