When unexpected, unwelcome company invites themselves along, and overstays their welcome, oblivious to the fact that they weren't welcome in the first place.
We went out to a nice dinner and got varnished. He sat with us the whole time, telling us boring stories.
by Onesillyguy February 23, 2010
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by donkey munt January 30, 2018
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Get the varnished mug.The state of being so thoroughly drunk and stoned that you are completely and utterly fucked up. 100% blasted, plastered and loaded with a good, big, powerful toke of stoke. Or grass or weed or whatever...
by Alexander, irish bastard September 23, 2015
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by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006
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Neil: Nice one!
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Neil: Nice one!
by slickeel October 22, 2011
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