When unexpected, unwelcome company invites themselves along, and overstays their welcome, oblivious to the fact that they weren't welcome in the first place.
We went out to a nice dinner and got varnished. He sat with us the whole time, telling us boring stories.
by Onesillyguy February 23, 2010
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1. (adj) To be inebriated or drunk to within an inch of your life; A good night

2. (adj) To be fucked over
1. "Man, last night I was so varnish that I shaved my balls with a circular saw"

1. "Last night was so varnish man!"

2. "Dude did you hear about Jim? His girlfriend dumped him for a bisexual goat! Talk about being varnished."
by Trigital October 28, 2010
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jess: whoah chamberlain you are so fucking varnished its insane
chaimberlain: i do not need your unnessecary opinions thank you very much.
by donkey munt January 30, 2018
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another word for cocksucker, because they polish wood
that chick polish's so much wood we nicknamed her varnish
by Jawn Wayne, Duke of Moot October 30, 2009
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To vanish to somewhere everyone knows you're at. So you dissapear but people have knowledge of knowing where you are.
"He varnished, but returned shortly...unlike waldo"
by Hank12121 June 13, 2008
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Nail varnish for for "blokes", works well with a touch of guyliner
"hah! look at that metrosexual with his male varnish n'all"
by Luke Fryer August 6, 2008
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1. Licking the anus
2. Pleasuring oneself whilst being female
3. Lubing up
4. Literally varnishing a big O which has fallen of the front of a shop and is now serving as an ornament in a gentleman's apartment.
5. Other sexually euphemisms of the readers choosing.

I hope the police don't see me Varnishing the O in the garden this summer, hopefully they won't recognise it if they do!
by Rowl2000 April 19, 2009
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