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Varnished 

When unexpected, unwelcome company invites themselves along, and overstays their welcome, oblivious to the fact that they weren't welcome in the first place.
We went out to a nice dinner and got varnished. He sat with us the whole time, telling us boring stories.
Varnished by Onesillyguy February 23, 2010
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varnished 

jess: whoah chamberlain you are so fucking varnished its insane
chaimberlain: i do not need your unnessecary opinions thank you very much.
varnished by donkey munt January 30, 2018

varnished 

I'll bet she got varnished after work and passed out on the bench.

Varnished 

The state of being so thoroughly drunk and stoned that you are completely and utterly fucked up. 100% blasted, plastered and loaded with a good, big, powerful toke of stoke. Or grass or weed or whatever...
I'm fucking varnished to the max, fucker!!!
Varnished by Alexander, irish bastard September 23, 2015

varnished monkey

Someones who's really vain and makes an unecessary effort with their appearance e.g. a well oiled, beautifully bronzed sunbather at a tourist resort, or a cool kid with too much gel in their hair. The phrase was first used in german (lackierter Affe), and is a lovely description of that loathsome type of person.
Arnie: "Check out my beautifully oiled biceps"
Sally: "Wow! You're a real varnished monkey!"
varnished monkey by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006

varnished eel

Having a cock so hard is resembles a varnished eel
Neil: Pete had dropped five Viagras the other night, man, the dude was up all night, his cock looked like a varnished eel.
Pete:Hey man, I'll have to stop the Viagra dude, my love trunction looked like a peeled tomatoe after a 10 hour session last night.
Neil: Nice one!
varnished eel by slickeel October 22, 2011

Varnished asshole 

Used to describe a terrible smelling object
<Guy1> Wow those shoes smell terrible
<Guy2> Yeah they smell like Varnished Assholes
Varnished asshole by Asspipe April 7, 2009
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