Vainer

A way of describing someone who is very vain

That guy thinks he's great, he's such a vainer

by blah blah blah glah October 19, 2010

Vanier Bee Sting

A very large cold sore whose origins may be suspect

Geez, what is that thing on Bob’s lip? Bob had a vicious bender this weekend, that looks like a vanier bee sting.

by Willis Phytnyomouf January 19, 2019

Vanner

–noun
the owner or driver of a van, esp. one of customized design.

There goes one cool Vanner.

by avanner November 28, 2010

blue-veiner

An erection characterized by distended, pulsating blue veins; an exceptionally hard hard-on.

Julie gave me a blue-veiner when she bent over to pick up the dozen or so Viagra I'd coughed out when she told me she liked men who wear velcro shoes.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

double blue veiner

1)When a man becomes so aroused that two blood vessels begin to pulse urgently along his shaft.
2)A great rage that causes the rager to have veins swollen on his or her forehead.

1)Maggie dabbled with Bobby's nubbins until a double blue veiner was upon her.
2)The kids would badger their mom until a double blue veiner danced across her brow. They knew then it was time to skedaddle out of there and go watch Blues Clues.

by Pantaloon January 24, 2008

Varnerize

Transitive verb
Var· ner· ize | \ ˈvär-nə-rīz \
Varnerized; Varnerizing
1. to stare intently upward at someone and slowly reveal a menacing-yet-persuasive smile while pressing one’s lower jaw into the sternum, producing the effect of a double chin.

2. to render hypnotized one’s elders, causing them to spend their hard-earned cash on overpriced autumnal follies.

The young girl Varnerized her stepmother, hoping that she’d drive the children to a certain local farm offering hayless hayrides and myriad varieties of exotic gourds.

by TheRealMQB March 31, 2021

Vaneron

Polish toaster thing

"You're such a fucking Vaneron dude"
"Kurwa"

by Am_Yeff January 3, 2022