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The misunderstood and misinterpreted slang of beaners. christopher Thomas and Matt Damon's interpretation that is.
christopher Thomas - Hey, wasn't it funny when the amazing racist drove those veiners to the immigration department?
Matt Damon - Hell yeah it was hell funny watchin those veiners run. Teehheee.
Everyone else present - You guys are not of the straight persuasion are you, it's beaners fuckheads!
Everyone else present - hahhahhahhhahh haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahh hhahhahhha, fags.
veiners by Dave Olliver March 28, 2007

blue-veiner

An erection characterized by distended, pulsating blue veins; an exceptionally hard hard-on.
Julie gave me a blue-veiner when she bent over to pick up the dozen or so Viagra I'd coughed out when she told me she liked men who wear velcro shoes.
blue-veiner by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

double blue veiner 

1)When a man becomes so aroused that two blood vessels begin to pulse urgently along his shaft.
2)A great rage that causes the rager to have veins swollen on his or her forehead.
1)Maggie dabbled with Bobby's nubbins until a double blue veiner was upon her.
2)The kids would badger their mom until a double blue veiner danced across her brow. They knew then it was time to skedaddle out of there and go watch Blues Clues.
double blue veiner by Pantaloon January 24, 2008
Vienery
vien•er•y
vān/-nuh-ree]
noun
1.
the arrangement of the natural physical features of a veins on a penis.

2.
The three-dimensional arrangement of the veins & physical attributes (such as shape, height, and depth) on the posterior AND anterior surface of a penis.

ANATOMY > BIOLOGY > MALE ORGAN
veinery

Miranda & Jill spent the morning discussing the vienery of Ernest's Penis.

My vienery is reminiscent of the Mississippi Delta?
veinery by MyBucketlist September 24, 2013
a penis with a large number of veins
was it smooth or was it a veiner?
veiner by L. J. April 27, 2008

Kayla Venners 

Kayla is sooo hott! I love her so much. She is so nice and funny!
If you look into this silver thing it will show you how white your teeth get when you chew orbit.
Kayla Venners by Alsie April 8, 2005

veiner gobbler 

Some one who performs fellatio. This would be said of a German who sucks dick. Or if you are German it sounds funny if you refer to someone like this. Must be pronounced in a German accent.
Erik: Is she good veiner gobbler?
Jordan: Whoa, you just arrived in America and you can already tell who sucks dick!? Amazing
veiner gobbler by remT October 19, 2007
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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