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The misunderstood and misinterpreted slang of beaners. christopher Thomas and Matt Damon's interpretation that is.
christopher Thomas - Hey, wasn't it funny when the amazing racist drove those veiners to the immigration department?
Matt Damon - Hell yeah it was hell funny watchin those veiners run. Teehheee.
Everyone else present - You guys are not of the straight persuasion are you, it's beaners fuckheads!
Everyone else present - hahhahhahhhahh haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahh hhahhahhha, fags.
veiners by Dave Olliver March 28, 2007

blue-veiner

An erection characterized by distended, pulsating blue veins; an exceptionally hard hard-on.
Julie gave me a blue-veiner when she bent over to pick up the dozen or so Viagra I'd coughed out when she told me she liked men who wear velcro shoes.
blue-veiner by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

double blue veiner 

1)When a man becomes so aroused that two blood vessels begin to pulse urgently along his shaft.
2)A great rage that causes the rager to have veins swollen on his or her forehead.
1)Maggie dabbled with Bobby's nubbins until a double blue veiner was upon her.
2)The kids would badger their mom until a double blue veiner danced across her brow. They knew then it was time to skedaddle out of there and go watch Blues Clues.
double blue veiner by Pantaloon January 24, 2008
Vienery
vien•er•y
vān/-nuh-ree]
noun
1.
the arrangement of the natural physical features of a veins on a penis.

2.
The three-dimensional arrangement of the veins & physical attributes (such as shape, height, and depth) on the posterior AND anterior surface of a penis.

ANATOMY > BIOLOGY > MALE ORGAN
veinery

Miranda & Jill spent the morning discussing the vienery of Ernest's Penis.

My vienery is reminiscent of the Mississippi Delta?
veinery by MyBucketlist September 24, 2013
a penis with a large number of veins
was it smooth or was it a veiner?
veiner by L. J. April 27, 2008

Kayla Venners 

Kayla is sooo hott! I love her so much. She is so nice and funny!
If you look into this silver thing it will show you how white your teeth get when you chew orbit.
Kayla Venners by Alsie April 8, 2005

veiner gobbler 

Some one who performs fellatio. This would be said of a German who sucks dick. Or if you are German it sounds funny if you refer to someone like this. Must be pronounced in a German accent.
Erik: Is she good veiner gobbler?
Jordan: Whoa, you just arrived in America and you can already tell who sucks dick!? Amazing
veiner gobbler by remT October 19, 2007