toaster

Type of vehicle with a "toaster"-like appearance.

Honda Element, Ford Flex, Scion xB and Nissan Cube are "toasters."

by WhoIsUsingNotTelling? October 24, 2010

toaster

An especially useless piece of computing equipment. Old hardware only good for heating things up.

That XXX server is essentially a toaster.

by lantz July 12, 2006

toaster

Noun-
A low quality electronic church organ. (organist slang)

Stephen had to play a toaster at St. Joseph's this morning. It was nasty 1980's Allen.

by church_organist August 30, 2009

toaster

In League of Legends: A computer that takes several minutes to load the game and causes everyone to be delayed and forced to wait.

"Man this guy is taking forever to load. We can;t start our game."
"Yeah man, looks like he's got a toaster."

by NoPseudonymFound October 21, 2013

toaster

Character from the episode "Waiting for God" from series 1 of the BBC Red Dwarf tv-series. Toaster is actually a more or less intelligent device, used for toasting bread and for conversation. But the topic of conversation is quite toast related.

Toaster: "I toast, therefore I am"

by Aart May 19, 2005

toaster

A shitty computer.

God damn, Dan needs a new toaster. His league takes 50 years to load.

by Vendicator June 1, 2013

toaster

Meatbag slur for a humanoid robot.

Chad : Fuck that toaster!
HK-47 * shoots chad *

by HK47 November 18, 2016