Varner 

Surname with Dutch, German, and Scandinavian origin. Comes from the German first name "Warinheer" meaning army gaurd. Many of our ancestors came from Germany as Werners and settled in Pennsylvania as Warners and are now (most of us) Varners. If this is your last name youre probably really white or black. This is becasue Varners owned plantations in the carolinas and, when the slaves went free they addopted the last name Varner as their own. Typical nick names include "varndog", "Varney", and "Hitler's favorite."

"Var-ner Var-ner Var-ner" -large crowds

"What up varndog?"

"Greg Varner has a ridiculously huge cock." -the hot bitches

Varner by Greg Varner November 29, 2007

Varner 

The act of Throwing up in a stair well or on stairs

"Dude I just threw up on the Stair well"

"Dude you just pulled a Varner"

Varner by ghkgfh May 23, 2008

Varner 

V-AH-R-n-ur-r
verb; noun; adjective
to move about at a painstakingly slow/sloth-like motion; the state of slowness.
(varnering; varnerly, varnerize)

Verb: Dude you must be in a food coma because you varnered that right turn out of Taco Bell.
Verb: Bro, hurry up don't varner, we need to be at music Bingo by 8.
Noun: Don't go varner on me!
Noun: That's varner style!
Adjective: That cashier was checking people out at a varner pace.

Varner by BobbyGeewhiz May 25, 2022

Varner 

A Varner is an old woman who wastes too much time putting of spray tan and looks like a peach when she is done.

Have you seen the spray tan on Mrs. Varner lately?

Varner by sospedecial January 23, 2018

Varner mode

Choking in epic fashion

Did you see Harold Varners final 7 holes in the in the Charles Schwab? He went total varner mode.

Varner mode by eeaa24 May 29, 2022

harold varner 

Without a doubt the coolest golfer on the PGA tour. He's known for his dabbing after draining putts and hitting 330+ yard drives.

Wow, you hit that drive like Harold Varner!

harold varner by Clevelander2016 May 19, 2017

Diesel Varner 

Diesel Varner is a sexy white nigga with a midget head and his toes are all big toes

You know Diesel Varner? Yeah my girlfriend does

Diesel Varner by Presrox103 June 4, 2023