cammie up

To dress up in stealthy outer garments in order to minimize your visibility and to maximize your blending in with your surroundings.
Hey Jeff...if Hillary gets elected to the presidency we need to cammie up and join the militia.
by harry flashman July 06, 2003
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deadbeat dad

An irresponsible father who hasn't the decency to do his moral, legal and ethical duty to support his child or at least to offer token payments of child support according to what he can afford or explain why not and what his plan is to make it up in the future.
I wish my former son-in-law wasn't a deadbeat dad and that the next time he wanted to get a body piercing he'd send that money to his son.
by harry flashman July 09, 2003
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isoholes

A group of people similar to, alike, equal to and identical to assholes.
I visited France once in 1991, it is populated with isoholes.
by harry flashman August 03, 2003
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massageandablowjob

n. A Naval term that completes and corrects the spelling of the word "massage", which is not a stand-alone word West of the International Dateline.
All this time at sea has made me tense, I'm going ashore to paint an orphanage, read a little at the Christian Science reading room, then head up to Subic City for a relaxing massageandablowjob.
by Harry Flashman June 28, 2003
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suction

Having the quality of sucking.
Thank you so much, Ferndock, for your input...management values worker innovation, your idea has suction.
by harry flashman July 24, 2003
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turtle

A physical phenomenon caused by extremely cold weather in which the penis retracts into to abdominal cavity
I remember standing quarterdeck watch in Newport with the wind howling up Narragansett Bay, ass deep in snow...it made me go turtle.
by harry flashman July 15, 2003
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spam scam

A replacement of ground pig entrails and body parts with the entrails and body parts of a domesticated farm animal of another species not in accordance with SPAM(tm) or USDA specifications.
Oy vey, I should have known it was a spam scam at those prices and the "Product of Saudi Arabia" written on the lable.
by harry flashman July 20, 2003
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