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Transitive verb
Var· ner· ize | \ ˈvär-nə-rīz \
Varnerized; Varnerizing
1. to stare intently upward at someone and slowly reveal a menacing-yet-persuasive smile while pressing one’s lower jaw into the sternum, producing the effect of a double chin.

2. to render hypnotized one’s elders, causing them to spend their hard-earned cash on overpriced autumnal follies.
The young girl Varnerized her stepmother, hoping that she’d drive the children to a certain local farm offering hayless hayrides and myriad varieties of exotic gourds.
by TheRealMQB April 1, 2021
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