Vaginistic

Having the qualities of a vagina.

Eugene Jo is very vaginistic.

by Tim Yang December 19, 2008

vagalistic

of or relating to the vagina;
that which is not the vagina or related in any way to the vagina itself but inexplicably reminds one of the vagina;
having a vagina-like quality;
a superlative appropriate for any occasion

Preston: Hey what say we hit taco bell on the way back to the dorm?

Nimrod: nah. how bout captain dave's seafood.

Preston: Not that place is totally vagalistic.

by drpoonandtheteenangels July 24, 2009

Retinal Vaginitis

Uncontrollable staring at a hot piece of ass.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.

After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"

The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.

"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"

by whatstheword August 12, 2012

Vaginific

Used to describe something bold, strong and of hard matter consistency.

It's a vaginific move on his end. It took guts!

by Hachipegasus April 2, 2020

vaginitis

when a guy complains about small injuries, and he is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and play like a champ, he is suffering from vaginitis. symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "ow my _____ hurts." common cures are a slap to the face or a verbal beating until he recovers.

"Ouch, my knee really hurts from when i fell"
"Oh yea, must be the vaginitis. Quit crying, its fourth down"

by chacho February 7, 2006

Virginistic

When you are obviously a virgin and everyone knows it while talking about it behind your back.

Person 1: Is Kenzie sleeping with Frank?

Person 2: Definately not! They're super virginistic.

by golferlandzabeast September 30, 2010

Vagistick

Using a lady's wet vagina as Chapstick if Chapstick is not available.

I had really dry lips this morning, luckily my girlfriend was horny so I used some Vagistick!

by Baron Von Whathisface March 18, 2014