vaginitis

when a guy complains about small injuries, and he is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and play like a champ, he is suffering from vaginitis. symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "ow my _____ hurts." common cures are a slap to the face or a verbal beating until he recovers.

"Ouch, my knee really hurts from when i fell"
"Oh yea, must be the vaginitis. Quit crying, its fourth down"

by chacho January 26, 2006

vaginitis

When a person stops eating meat and starts gettin little vagina sores all over their body, then suddenly one day...they turn into a giant pussy

dude, you're gonna get vaginitis if u don't start eating meat

by PigBenis2010 June 20, 2005

vaginitis

1. n. Inflammation of the vagina. Also called colpitis.

2. n. not literally referring to a medical ailment, but rather an attitudinal condition in which one is acting like a vagina: usually refers to men taking on female characteristics such as weakness or symptoms resembling those of female P.M.S.

1. I need to go to the gynecologist to see if I have vaginitis

2. a.

Bruce: Ow! I scraped me knee! Ow ow ow!

Steve: Wow, Bruce... how's the vaginitis treating you?

b. Bruce: Will you MOVE?! I feel bloated!!!

Steve: SOMEONE has a severe case of vaginitis...

by Rachel Woodhouse November 30, 2006

vaginitis

when one gets tiny vaginas all over his body from acting like a coward

He would not go through a yellow light, he must be coming down with a case of vaginitis.

by annonymus February 20, 2005

vaginitis

When vaginas flee from you, or the thought of you.pokemon card collectors seem to catch it.

"Bro you havent gotten laid in months? You must have vaginitis, go to the fuckin doctor and get teh fuck away from me before i catch it..."

by pandaman June 28, 2006

Vagineer

The Engineer class from Team Fortress 2 that has a mouth that looks like a woman's vagina, speaks backwards, and usually is seen in gmod videos.

Team Fortress 2 gmod vagnia Engineer Vagineer

by DohEntertainment February 28, 2010

vagine

From the movie "Borat". It is another word for vagina. More specifically, it can be used to describe third-world vagina.

"...but one time my brother get her vagine."

by Von Bon November 18, 2006